waxangel

Listen, people, if you do not know the Achewood by now, you are hopelessly un-hip and behind in the times.

You think you know funny?

You don't know shit.



"S-s-so listen, I was in this contest to yell 'BALLS' louder'n anyone ever yelled it before. Talk about rare, right?"

Tell me what you want from me.




I dare you.

i got much too drunk last night.

Don't try and play a motherfucker in tournament poker, unless you feel like losing.

It's too hot and I'm too low.

Dear Motorola,

Kindly suck a dick.

Regards,
waxangel

If you were hosting a moderately large Barbecue tomorrow, what are some of the things you would be sure not to forget?

Nothing scares me more than when things are going well. It generally means that they can only get worse. Things going well means I have the responsibility not to screw it up.


I'm the only person I know who's afraid of being happy.


The upshot of all this, of course, is that I'm actually happy.

So, I'm blowing off pool practice and Giant Step in Central Park in order to be hung over. Oh well.

It's been a lovely weekend.

Hooray for Cablevision finally fixing my internet.


I'll update much more soon, but for now, things are good, life is fun, and I'm in such a big rush right now because I have a date with an awesome girl.




Much love.

The big, bad, super-annual SGNY 4th of July BBQ at the Bushwick Country Club was, successively: awesome, crazy, weird, then, finally, even more awesome than before.

I met some great people, one in particular about whom I'm a little extra-happy.



Things are looking up.



Now I just have to figure out how and when I'm going to go visit my mom and dog in the...
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I will now interrupt my recent string of funny-to-me-yet-far-beyond-all-of-you-except-penny journal updates. I will only say that those of you who failed to find/and/or/comment upon the unavoidably awesome humor of "Maximum Cuddles" may have missed entirely my core personality and sense of Funny.


Which means I'm laughing at you, not with you.



Props to penny and Mercie.





For those of you of a more...
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