0
Things I Need:

1. an awesome, free haircut.

2. someone to go bike-riding with me RIGHT NOW. It's so beautiful out.

3. to sleep more than 4 hours at a stretch. It's making me screwy.

4. T-Mobile to turn my damn phone back on. I paid the bill.

5. to get in touch with the mother of the girl I'm supposed to be tutoring, but,...
Read More
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
penelopelee:
i'm getting a haircut soon, too. just a trim, just a trim. don't freak out on me. it's really cold here, i'm really stoned and i really want something funny to look at on the internet, and there's NOTHING. and i have to work for 12 hours stright tomorrow. at least half of it will be spent with gay&lesbian teenagers. FUUNNNN! maybe i can score a blowjob or something. i'll send pictures.

ps. love.

pps. i still haven't gotten my child support check. stop spending all your money on text messaging.
nimhly:
arg, I need some good recipes. Do you ever get that feeling, though, that you are super hungry, but NOTHING sounds good, you're just sick of everything? I hate that. you should definitely hook me up.

ew, i think my grossest was when i went to mcdonald's when i was about thirteen or so, i got chicken mcnuggets, and when i bit into it i got this big long.......veiny thing. it snapped back at me!! from that day on, all i can eat at mcdonald's is french fries, and those only when i'm desperate. blech.

anyway, so i was um, wondering. ahem.

*scuffs shoe in dirt

you wanna um....you know, like...be my friend or whatever? i'd let you play with my My Little Pony set if you want...
0
Strong Bad e-mail is my life.

The rest of you are superfluous.

Sorry.






Confidential to Dunkin' Donuts sausage, egg & cheese croissant: I still love you. We'll make it work somehow. kiss
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
siv:
I am a cruel, cruel hypocrite. But that is great news about the H being O. (If you didn't see Will Ferrill as Glenn Fry, this will not make you laugh.) What sucks is that as you work in a bar, all these bar-times are probably annoying and boring as places to hang out with we tourists. frown
jason:
hey i figured out how to get paid for it. so its whore, if you dont mind.
0
Real update coming tomorrow. Kinda sick of seeing the aliens/AIDS/Mike King story still up here.

Await with bated breath the news from my front.

News from my rear, as well.

I shall not fail to disappoint.

I have had too much bacon today. The fact that there is such a thing as "too much bacon" has shaken my existence to its very foundations.
nimhly:
oink , waxangel, oink
you're such a pig.
0
I have a funny story that, if you don't think is funny, you should probably not be my friend.


My friend Mike King is an asshole. I mean, he's a mean, unpleasant pain in the ass who would be a total racist homophobe if he didn't hate white people and heterosexuals just as much as everyone else. Strangely enough, he's also really intelligent and well-read....
Read More
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
throatneedle:
unfortunately i only get two passes for me and my boy. them cmj people are tight-asses
btw/ here's the sg fantasy basketball info if you change your mind
betsyjane:
Heh.
You look kind of familiar. But not super duper familiar. I'm not sure..
0
I'm not in love,
so don't forget it.
It's just a silly phase
I'm going through

And just because
I call you up,
Don't get me wrong,
Don't think you've got it made.




I have very little to say. I'm tired all the time, and half sick. I probably have mono. Oh, wait, it prefers to be called Epstein-Barr, now. Sorry.

I have to move...
Read More
aj_paradiselost:
You dude, I was just going through the fucking journals on various pages when I came across yours. I was just thinking of that song today. Some movie or someband most have remade it cause when I've got something stuck in my fucking head it is usually because an outside source has beaten it in there. Anyway, that was all, nothing profound.........L8er.
penelopelee:
that's what you get for hanging out with TEENAGERS. all teenagers have mono. this is because they all make out with one another and never wash their hands.
0
Who Wants to be a Millionaire?



Well, apparently not me. I auditioned for the show yesterday, in no small part because I want to do dirty, dirty things to Meredith Vieira. Spent half an hour standing in the rain outside stupid ABC studios, when they really could have easily let us wait inside, with retarded Iowans who had made the trip specifically for this, the...
Read More
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
bkwill:
My friend use to work on that show, then he got fird for talking shit about Merideth. Hope you had a good weekend, nice running into you the other night. Hope to see you this coming Friday.

Peace,

Will
abevigoda:
Don't feel bad you could've wasted more time than you did. I auditioned for Millionaire back in July, I passed the test and the interview. I got a postcard saying I was in the "contestant pool" (wish they'd add more chlorine), not a word since.

edited for clarity

[Edited on Oct 03, 2004 9:59PM]
0
I'm hungry. And I can't sleep.

I have no money until Monday, and my gas is off, so I can't cook all the Ramen I bought. I suppose if things get really bad, I could eat it raw, but yuck.

Send me meatball sandwiches, people. I'm wasting away.

skull
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
legionnaire:
HEy man, if you need food, come over and I'll order, we can share.
mercie:
kiss
0
Disclaimer: The first part of this journal entry is me venting. You may want to skip to the bottom.

I am sick to fucking death of the self-righteous, judgmental, condemning attitudes of so many people around here. It's as if being OFFENDED in super-capital-i-have-to-publicly-air-every-petty-thing-that-gets-my-panties-in-a-wad letters somehow makes you a better person than someone with an actual fucking SENSE OF HUMOR about things. Look, taking every...
Read More
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
unnecessaryz:
Ima call you tonight, bee-hatch.
irina:
I'm sorry you've been blue lately sweetheart. But perhaps I can help to cheer you up with a pair of super-duper-black-and-white-fingerless-awesometacular-were-supposed-to-be-sock gloves! I finally got them for you like I said I would. Now I just have to find a way to get them to you. (And besides that I wanna chill soon anyways - I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.
0
Sometimes it seems that loneliness will crush me.
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
derceto:
thanks for the b-day wishes man biggrin


and yeah, loneliness can be a real bitch, it's something that i am sure everyone worries about. no one wants to feel unwanted and alone. i guess all that you can really do is sit back and realize that you aren't alone
skryche:
Hey, I just realized that you aren't on my friends list. Which jest seems strange.
0
:: I always cry at endings ::



I saw Resident Evil: Apocalypse on Saturday, and it was exactly what I had hoped - hilariously funny when it wasn't trying to be, ridiculously over the top, full of zombies, and Milla Jovovich naked in a medical setting.

Quick, how many movies can you think of with Milla Jovovich naked in a medical setting? I've got three....
Read More
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
prophetnoise:
fuckin aye, i'm goin through the same shit, only i've already graduated and all it's gotten me is a job cleaning toilets in the fucking elementary school i attended,.. .....i feel like i'm that 35 year old dead end person and i;m only 24 .. .blah. . .but i'll not dwell on that more than usual. . .because its all i've been dwelling on. . . so, yeah, hey...how you doin otherwise? Might make it out tonight...m ight not, gotta get back from below the mason dixon line.
boxofficepoison:
Well if today was all I got. Truthfully I'd be hapy.
0
Seven days a week, every minute of the day
Whoa-ho, whoa-ho
I don't want to change you, I just want to see you.



Soul Calibur II is worse than any drug I've ever done, and I've done them all.



What is the name of the Addams Family's son? I keep thinking Puggsley, but that doesn't seem right. And, yes, I'd rather ask you jokers than...
Read More
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
midknight:
Ivy rules in that game. for obvious reasons eeek
ghoulish:
Penny loves Alcohol.