Fuck. My roommate came home from China two weeks early. And threw out my Who Wants to be a Millionaire audition ticket. And is going to be all in the way while I'm trying to move next week. This stinks.
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I'm going on Who Wants to be a Millionaire tomorrow. Again. This time it's not lame-ass Celebrity Trivia edition, so I'd say I've got a pretty good shot at making it. Unfortunately, I have to sit in the audience through two tapings in order to go on. Ah, well, the million bucks will make it all worthwhile. Who wants to be a Phone-a-Friend?
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siv:
ME. DOOD. I'm totally smart and stuff. Phone number on request,
unnecessaryz:
You can use me as your phone friend, but I might be too tempted to make a dick joke and blow your chances as payback for stealing my beer and leaving me in a trash can.
Somebody come do my laundry for me. I would just drop it off and pay extra to have it nicely folded and ready in the morning, but I have absolutely nothing to wear tonight, plus I have a bunch of jeans and sweaters and shirts and stuff that have special complicated washing instructions. Because I'm a total homo and all. Ugh, and the laundromat closest...
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penelopelee:
your judgement is completely off. you thought i looked like that fat girl who was naked in the new yorker, even though the only similarity was long red hair.
throatneedle:
yo, i didnt know you were a neighborhoodies model hahaha
Unbelievable.
I don't know what to say.
I just want to go up to every single complete douchebag that voted for the most dangerous man in the world and stab their eyes out. They're obviously not using them, anyway.
I was so depressed about it all today that I couldn't even leave the house to go hang out with my crush. Who, by the way,...
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I don't know what to say.
I just want to go up to every single complete douchebag that voted for the most dangerous man in the world and stab their eyes out. They're obviously not using them, anyway.
I was so depressed about it all today that I couldn't even leave the house to go hang out with my crush. Who, by the way,...
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mercie:
ooooOOOOoooo you're crushin, how cuuuuute. 
Yeah my friend starry_eyed was so upset she cried off and on all day when she found out Bush won. She was in Texas for the six years he was governor or whatever, so she says "I have a decade of hating Bush!..." She was quite upset. Honestly, I cannot say I was very surprised he won. I kind of expected it. So, you know when you're a pessimist, it's not as much of a surprise when the bad happens...
Take care, go enjoy hanging out with your crush now that this election bullshit is over!! xoxo!
Yeah my friend starry_eyed was so upset she cried off and on all day when she found out Bush won. She was in Texas for the six years he was governor or whatever, so she says "I have a decade of hating Bush!..." She was quite upset. Honestly, I cannot say I was very surprised he won. I kind of expected it. So, you know when you're a pessimist, it's not as much of a surprise when the bad happens...
Take care, go enjoy hanging out with your crush now that this election bullshit is over!! xoxo!
marymary:
dude, were you in a neighborhoodies ad? i swear i just saw you.
I have a crush.
And I've been told it's probably mutual.
It's kind of stupid, because I still don't really like my life, but I like this girl, and I think maybe I'd like her in my life.
She teaches dance, and does little things with her mouth when she talks and smiles that are so cute they make me catch my breath.
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And I've been told it's probably mutual.
It's kind of stupid, because I still don't really like my life, but I like this girl, and I think maybe I'd like her in my life.
She teaches dance, and does little things with her mouth when she talks and smiles that are so cute they make me catch my breath.
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mercie:
what the hell are aphids? i'm uneducated in the way of the plant.
WHy am I a thoughtless bitch?? you hurt my feelings.
As for your comment about scooping up Mary and coming down here, bring your asses. I don't have shit to do!!
xoxo!
WHy am I a thoughtless bitch?? you hurt my feelings.
As for your comment about scooping up Mary and coming down here, bring your asses. I don't have shit to do!!
xoxo!
nimhly:
a revolutionary idea - maybe you could be friends with her for a while until you get things together? c'mon, it'd be fun!
I know how you feel though, honestly. I'm just barely hanging on by a strand of a thread to getting things put back together in my life, then my ex, whom i still have it bad for, propositions me. Yeah, that's all i need at this point.
life is kind of mentally challenged sometimes, i'm beginning to think.
I know how you feel though, honestly. I'm just barely hanging on by a strand of a thread to getting things put back together in my life, then my ex, whom i still have it bad for, propositions me. Yeah, that's all i need at this point.
life is kind of mentally challenged sometimes, i'm beginning to think.
This week has been extremely crappy.
I feel low.
I feel low.
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originalzombee:
hey you...mr.hoodies model...i luff yooo
siv:
For some reason, it really reminded me of ghippos. And hippos are awesome.
Remember these books????
Remember these books????
Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes! It really made me enjoy the day, which I usually don't.
I'll get back to all of you personally, of course, but I'm off to a belated birthday dinner with the ex. Tikka Bhuna Masala, here I come.
Oh, and someone says they're buying me a tattoo for my b'day, and I don't know what I want...
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I'll get back to all of you personally, of course, but I'm off to a belated birthday dinner with the ex. Tikka Bhuna Masala, here I come.
Oh, and someone says they're buying me a tattoo for my b'day, and I don't know what I want...
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nimhly:
what about getting your other wing filled in? Is there some significance to only having the one filled in?
on another note:
can you go deaf from an ear infection?
on another note:
can you go deaf from an ear infection?
luna666:
hey hey.. sorry i missed the bday. ended up working later than i thought that night. sick as hell this weekend, but let's hang soon.
I
Am
Extremely
Hung
Over.
Shocking, huh?
Am
Extremely
Hung
Over.
Shocking, huh?
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broadwaybee:
Dude, 'Chaser' really works.
nimhly:
yeah, but are you hung down under?
Okay, you got me, it's my birthday, thanks so much to everyone who has already wished me well.
And for those of you that are dying to spank me in person, I'm working at The Bar, 280 Smith St. in Brooklyn (Corner of Sackett. "F" or "G" to Carroll St.) tonight from 6 p.m. until one of you carries me home. Come by and get...
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And for those of you that are dying to spank me in person, I'm working at The Bar, 280 Smith St. in Brooklyn (Corner of Sackett. "F" or "G" to Carroll St.) tonight from 6 p.m. until one of you carries me home. Come by and get...
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boxofficepoison:
You have the same birthday as Pedro Martinez.
I'm not sure I can talk to you anymore.
I'm not sure I can talk to you anymore.
legionnaire:
Old man? Hey!!!!!!
It's not my birthday.
You're all totally delusional.
You're all totally delusional.
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jaidee:
happy fuckin' birthday~~~~~~~~~
jason:
have a less miserable birthday! (im just trying to be realistic)
There is no joy in Mudville, Mighty Casey has struck out
Thank god for the ability to realize that what is momentarily funny to me just might, at best, come across as off-putting to the closest of you, and is, perhaps, not the best journal entry I could come up with.
Rest assured, were you me, you would be laughing heartily.
On the inside.
Thank god for the ability to realize that what is momentarily funny to me just might, at best, come across as off-putting to the closest of you, and is, perhaps, not the best journal entry I could come up with.
Rest assured, were you me, you would be laughing heartily.
On the inside.
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siv:
Mudville. This sounds like one of those "the-white-horse-fell-in-the-mud" stories. DIRTY STORIES.
kikka:
huh?
i guess you really know more because of your age. in case i won't be online and have no cash to call you happy birthday man, but i will hopefully call. anyway, i wish you to be so much smarter.,
plus. haha 8 days, yeah. you wise yoda, actually i''m sure yer wiser then kikka the grashopper.
i just called myself kikka. teh grashopper. i'm dead; see i got this new job and i'm braindead.
i guess you really know more because of your age. in case i won't be online and have no cash to call you happy birthday man, but i will hopefully call. anyway, i wish you to be so much smarter.,
plus. haha 8 days, yeah. you wise yoda, actually i''m sure yer wiser then kikka the grashopper.
i just called myself kikka. teh grashopper. i'm dead; see i got this new job and i'm braindead.
Woohoo, going to the Jets game today!!!
It's perfect football weather, the seats are good, only setback is that I'm broke and I forgot to get liquor for the flask last night. Hmmm, and all I have here is "Crema Aguardiente." What is crema aguardiente?
Well...let's just see here....
aguardiente
\A`guar*di*en"te\, n. [Sp., contr. of agua ardiente burning water (L. aqua water + ardens burning).]...
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It's perfect football weather, the seats are good, only setback is that I'm broke and I forgot to get liquor for the flask last night. Hmmm, and all I have here is "Crema Aguardiente." What is crema aguardiente?
Well...let's just see here....
aguardiente
\A`guar*di*en"te\, n. [Sp., contr. of agua ardiente burning water (L. aqua water + ardens burning).]...
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nimhly:
ooo and by the way, i have some good recipes to give you, do you like vodka? do you like martinis?
I've got some fantastic ones.
One even calls for an orchid as garnish
I've got some fantastic ones.
One even calls for an orchid as garnish
nimhly:
oh yeah, i was gonna ask, you are a bartender, right?
I'm applying for a bartender group, I was just thinking it'd be a great place to swap drink recipes, fun stories, a place to discuss the delicate art of kicking out drunks, etc etc.
I'm applying for a bartender group, I was just thinking it'd be a great place to swap drink recipes, fun stories, a place to discuss the delicate art of kicking out drunks, etc etc.
Don't worry.
PATRON MEEEE