Anyone want to help me push Direct Line over a cliff into the sea and watch the evil fuckers drown? I know it'll be quite a task to relocate an entire company into the unforgiving oceans. Sure we'll probably kill a lot of people, but they're bad people so its ok. I don't think its to unlikely that we'll be rewarded with medals and several comely wenches. Who's with me?
Anyone?
I guess I best explain my reasoning for this potential mass homocide then. You see for several years Direct Line have lulled me into a false sense of security and made me think I'm getting a good deal. Truth is they are anally raping money from me. Their idea of a good deal is similar to having the choice of being infected with either AIDS or penis cancer, and then contracting both anyway.
Since I have no desire to pay for this metaphorical Penis Cancer AIDS I looked around the internet and found I could get the same deal for half the cost. In no time at all I'm on the phone to Direct Line to cancel my insurance and breakdown cover. Turns out this will cost me a 130 cancellation fee. Balls. i decide to just cancel the breakdown cover and just pay the insurance premium. This is a bad decision.
I get a revised payment plan from Direct Line. Turns out that now have to pay the premium of 21 plus a cacellation fee of 16 a month for the breakdown cover. Fucksocks. When you add on the breakdown cover I took out with The AA thats nearly 50 a month. I'm suprised this payment plan didnt come with a diagram of them using my ass for deviant activities.
Clearly my only option is hurl them into the sea so they can't inflict their evil upon anyone else. Who's with me?
Since this post wouldn't be complete without a Youtube video here's Batman. Only a few weeks now.
Anyone?
I guess I best explain my reasoning for this potential mass homocide then. You see for several years Direct Line have lulled me into a false sense of security and made me think I'm getting a good deal. Truth is they are anally raping money from me. Their idea of a good deal is similar to having the choice of being infected with either AIDS or penis cancer, and then contracting both anyway.
Since I have no desire to pay for this metaphorical Penis Cancer AIDS I looked around the internet and found I could get the same deal for half the cost. In no time at all I'm on the phone to Direct Line to cancel my insurance and breakdown cover. Turns out this will cost me a 130 cancellation fee. Balls. i decide to just cancel the breakdown cover and just pay the insurance premium. This is a bad decision.
I get a revised payment plan from Direct Line. Turns out that now have to pay the premium of 21 plus a cacellation fee of 16 a month for the breakdown cover. Fucksocks. When you add on the breakdown cover I took out with The AA thats nearly 50 a month. I'm suprised this payment plan didnt come with a diagram of them using my ass for deviant activities.
Clearly my only option is hurl them into the sea so they can't inflict their evil upon anyone else. Who's with me?
Since this post wouldn't be complete without a Youtube video here's Batman. Only a few weeks now.