warrenellis

I am the only Suicide Girls writer who has never met or spoken to a Suicide Girl.

I don't think they're real.

I think there's like four body-models and Zo just photoshops new features on them each time. Moves them around in Poser, shrinks their boobs and stuff. And then they pick a name for "the new Suicide Girl" by throwing a dart at a thesaurus or something. "Okay, this one's called Bonobo and the next one's called Gearstick. We're good to go."

None of you are real. I thought of you all. Give me all your money. I have all the answers you need.