I am the only Suicide Girls writer who has never met or spoken to a Suicide Girl.
I don't think they're real.
I think there's like four body-models and Zo just photoshops new features on them each time. Moves them around in Poser, shrinks their boobs and stuff. And then they pick a name for "the new Suicide Girl" by throwing a dart at a thesaurus or something. "Okay, this one's called Bonobo and the next one's called Gearstick. We're good to go."
None of you are real. I thought of you all. Give me all your money. I have all the answers you need.
I don't think they're real.
I think there's like four body-models and Zo just photoshops new features on them each time. Moves them around in Poser, shrinks their boobs and stuff. And then they pick a name for "the new Suicide Girl" by throwing a dart at a thesaurus or something. "Okay, this one's called Bonobo and the next one's called Gearstick. We're good to go."
None of you are real. I thought of you all. Give me all your money. I have all the answers you need.
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(don't hurt me too much)