waldo913

I had the hiccups about every other hour for the entire seven that I was at work.. The "Have you been drinking?" and the "Let me smell your breath for alcohol" Jokes just wouldn't stop.... (although, come to think of it, this would be the perfect job to bring in a flask of scotch once I'm in there on my own...nah.)

*hic*killme... *hic*killme... *hic*killme...

I felt moderately english this morning, as I was partaking in some tea and scones.... Okay, it was actually Mt.Dew... but we Do have tea there... and I only had one of the scones... But I DID make them... and... it wasn't teatime... um, I guess I wasn't very english at all.. I was an American fucktard eating a scone at 4am... I'm just going to stop typing now.