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wakeangel

Bedford, Texas and Black Rock City

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Thursday Feb 03, 2005

Feb 3, 2005
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So let's talk about sex! I am of course not getting any and I just have to complain about it. Recently I had the mother of all funny sex stories happen to me. My girlfriend isn't what you'd call adventurous. She's not really into the whole four-play thing. Now don't get me wrong she's more than happy to allow me to go down on her but... if I didn't, she wouldn't miss it. Before you say anything let me toot my own horn for a minute. As some of you may know I'm a hairstylist so you know that I work with woman all day everyday. I'm also sure you're aware that women can be very graphic when given a couple of glasses of wine and are getting their hair done on a friday evening (straight guy in the room or not). So I listen and I listen good to what you girls are saying. So I know a thing or two about oral. My girlfriend said she had never had an orgasm via oral before me. So it's not that I don't know what i'm doing that would cause her to not miss it. She simply couldn't care less about it. The same goes for going down on me. She said to me one time "I don't really get anything out of it so I'm just not that interested in doing it". This makes me a little depressed writing this actually frown . Anyway back to my story the last time we had sex was a month ago. It was pretty typical of the way things have gone in our sex life these days; we woke up on a sunday morning layed in bed snuggling she grabs ahold of my unit rubs it against hers for a bit and is ready to go and i decide to slow things down a bit so i tease her a little go down on her a little, tease some more. This goes on for a little while and finally the main event happens. Now I this position that sends her over the edge without fail so I menuever into it she then has two really big orgasms in a row. The second one was one of those female ejaculate kinds... it was pretty amazing, all that warmth suddenly surrounding you. Things slow down a bit and she says, "it's kinda sore now". I slow down a little more and she says it again and I ask if she wants me to stop. She nods and then says she has to go to the bathroom. She goes, comes back to bed, lays down beside me, wraps the covers around her and goes to sleep! I'm laying there, still on full alert, wondering what next when it becomes abundantly clear that she will not be attending the rest of the party. So I finish things up and think to myself women all over the world must deal with this very situation all the time. How sad. At any rate I would love to hear everyone's oppinions about this little story of mine. How would you have handled the situation or would you have even let it happen? It seems I am in a complete role reversal situation. very interesting. I hope you're all doing well and getting some!
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1kiss_of_life:
Happy Valentine's Day!!

Edited cause I was just boohooin' and all. Jeezz I really shouldn't drink. The Happy Valentine's Day is ok that wasn't a boohooin' deal at all. Now that other stuff ... ugh, no more drinking and I need to either start coping or doing drugs..

[Edited on Feb 15, 2005 3:20PM]
Feb 13, 2005
1kiss_of_life:
Oh update already. I go to your page to show some burning man pictures to people and the first thing they see is "So let's talk about sex!" ... They give me this look so I say,"Well he's not getting any. He's very upset. Very." They are like confused ... so update ... please. tongue
Feb 16, 2005

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