My Mum raised me to be honest. If she caught me lieing she'd hit me so hard i'd have a hand mark for three days. I used to hang out with older kids who gave me my first taste of my generations music in Wu Tang, Nas, and Snoop. I never got into Snoop, i mean yeah, he was nice on the mic but i...
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munch:
keep me posted then John. i won'e be able to do a guesty for kingston, but its only three quid.
we can hang out and have beers afterwards. my mate carmels coming too (you met her at KFest), so we can have a laugh afterwards.
yeah this girl is absolutely stunning. shame shes FUCKING MARRIED!!! hehehehehe - oh well!
we can hang out and have beers afterwards. my mate carmels coming too (you met her at KFest), so we can have a laugh afterwards.
yeah this girl is absolutely stunning. shame shes FUCKING MARRIED!!! hehehehehe - oh well!
yeah so, hmm, thats right. spent the day with Alex being stupid. In a bit i'm going to see the last gig of a mates punk band (not small mercies!!) and getting a drink with Alexs x (she's selling me reading tickets) who' suggested the same venue alex is taking his other girlfriend to tonight. hmmm.
I've written some comedy, but next week i have...
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mark_plus_beer:
Im really not impressed with Alex right now
aesirr:
Hope things pick up a bit mate, sounding a little shite there.
I just walked for an hour in the dark.
I feel calm.
sleep well.
I feel calm.
sleep well.
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mark_plus_beer:
you disgust me !
worst part is i'll probably wake up on your bathroom floor back in surbiton
worst part is i'll probably wake up on your bathroom floor back in surbiton
aesirr:
Cool mate, and thanks for that. I know I wasn't bad, I mean who else when someone tells you they are sick would go on a quest to find some meds for them. Only me.
I'm hoping to get to both Scotland and Newcastle so all being well you shall see me soon.
I'm hoping to get to both Scotland and Newcastle so all being well you shall see me soon.
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its_matt:
i wouldnt mind but i bet he wasnt even moving his lips under that mask.
very poor!
very poor!
ortus:
So the obvious question to ask is which one of those masked dudes is you? 
I was driving this evening listening to Manchester Rock Radio (HELL FUCKING YEAH), and Hotel California came on. I amused passersby at a set of traffic lights by cranking the volume and recreating the chair dance. I got some funny looks, but boy it felt good.
I was driving this evening listening to Manchester Rock Radio (HELL FUCKING YEAH), and Hotel California came on. I amused passersby at a set of traffic lights by cranking the volume and recreating the chair dance. I got some funny looks, but boy it felt good.
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nanci:
R.I.P copper... 
When you get your new cast I need to write it on there again haha. How are you feeling today?
xxx
When you get your new cast I need to write it on there again haha. How are you feeling today?xxx
strawberrybomb:
Oh bugger, wednesday is the day i'm off to the wedding.
When you getting your new cast? you better get a pink one.
When you getting your new cast? you better get a pink one.
coolschmool was awesome, thanks so much to you guys who came it means a lot to me.
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kaikai:
Sorry I couldn't make it, I'm stuck in Brighton, I've been kidnapped by a frypie!
But I do hope to see you tonight love.
6:30 ship.
But I do hope to see you tonight love.
6:30 ship.
so yeah i broke my wrist jumping into a ramp, landing the trick (ahh yeah) and then slipping out. i now have had my hand manipulated or pulled yanked by a doctor who now calls me hardcase! tried liquid morphine, had metal laced in my bones, and cried in public when, after the op, i received paracetamol rather then morphine and had to wait an...
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killa_:
hey iron man!!! - so you're out?! they actually let you out.
could have sworn they'd have kept you locked up!
and morphine is amazing.
good luck with the gig tonight!
may see you saturday then!
could have sworn they'd have kept you locked up!
and morphine is amazing.
good luck with the gig tonight!
may see you saturday then!
ortus:
Hope it all went well, dude. Hope you're a quick healer.
word. First up, sorry to my good amigos who i let down by not making it to Brighton Saturday. Mark tells me it was awesome. I had every intent of going and even asked to perform early so i could escape, which meant i had to follow some beautiful poetry with my bumbling set, but when i told my friends they looked hurt and i...
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wizzle:
Ask the doctorb (the "B" is for "Bargain") if you can get a cybernetic wrist. You could be like the part-bionic man or summat.
Best wishes to yers. Hope there are pretty nurses.
Best wishes to yers. Hope there are pretty nurses.
jj_r0x0rz:
I heard you bailed out on your board. Dude, that sucks. hope you heal well. My knee and ankles are screwed from doing that one too many times.
I've just performed my first set at Comedy Virgins. It was about five minutes (on triangles) and was to around sixty people. woo! The night started awesomely watching Holly and Chris go on stage in the first fifteen and storm it. I love the fact they are both so unique. Things got worse though as i had to wait an hour and a half to...
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ridsdale:
the new ones 'take a seat' hun x
mark_plus_beer:
was there ikea trip expensive ?
what was he guilt tripped into buying
yes i know his lady will read this
what was he guilt tripped into buying
yes i know his lady will read this
You have your own company? You're in a band? Tell me more!