I am now without cast. I like to think of it running and playing with all the other casts before a giant naked lady (always makes the day dream better) zaps it with a DEATH LAZOR.
DEATH LAZOR should always be written in caps, even in the extreme situation of writing your own death note ie.
darling,
im almost dead so i wanted to say...
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DEATH LAZOR should always be written in caps, even in the extreme situation of writing your own death note ie.
darling,
im almost dead so i wanted to say...
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Vortext (Not So) FAQ
Who Is it thats asking these questions? Is it just you/me talking to myself or am i supposed to be an autonomous entity?
hey there past me (by 3 seconds), i guess if you had real friends you wouldn't have to write your own FAQ questions. BURRRRRNN! Take that past me. Although, that hurts. shit.
Why Vortext?
Its been my Rap...
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Who Is it thats asking these questions? Is it just you/me talking to myself or am i supposed to be an autonomous entity?
hey there past me (by 3 seconds), i guess if you had real friends you wouldn't have to write your own FAQ questions. BURRRRRNN! Take that past me. Although, that hurts. shit.
Why Vortext?
Its been my Rap...
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miyo:
she is a good girl! 
rdpixie:
Only if you get the room with the bowling alley in Hard Rock Hotel for one night!
http://www.hardrockhotel.com/las-vegas/hotel/penthouse/
And I get to see Penn & Teller, Criss Angel and maybe a cheesy Rat Pack show.
I think thats it.
http://www.hardrockhotel.com/las-vegas/hotel/penthouse/
And I get to see Penn & Teller, Criss Angel and maybe a cheesy Rat Pack show.
I think thats it.
I need some excitement so I'm sneaking out to skate... wish me luck.
UPDATE:
maaaaan, I feel better! I'm no Pro rider (Lidl pay in Beer) but just being out in a cool wintry eve ridding the empty car park to some great music felt amazing. popping over puddles and dancing. That's life.
I've got to be realistic about Wednesday (my X-ray) but i'm already...
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UPDATE:
maaaaan, I feel better! I'm no Pro rider (Lidl pay in Beer) but just being out in a cool wintry eve ridding the empty car park to some great music felt amazing. popping over puddles and dancing. That's life.
I've got to be realistic about Wednesday (my X-ray) but i'm already...
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its_matt:
maybe one day ill do a podcast for you as stallone.
royal:
good luck.
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mark_plus_beer:
i did not notice nicole talking during blade runner
i did want to twat the guy next to me eating nacho's though
mmm nacho's
i did want to twat the guy next to me eating nacho's though
mmm nacho's
ikaruga:
this is my plan for next week.
although the art will be a little more, uh, basic...
although the art will be a little more, uh, basic...
Play this (its a remix of the song below).
Vast Aire says it better then i could:
"yo it wasn't even like that
I wanted my cardiovascular to fight back
cupid had me runnin' circles blindfolded
in the daytime with a flashlight looking for her
yo, sit back, relax and smell the roses
a fly girl by any other name would still be that
but...
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Vast Aire says it better then i could:
"yo it wasn't even like that
I wanted my cardiovascular to fight back
cupid had me runnin' circles blindfolded
in the daytime with a flashlight looking for her
yo, sit back, relax and smell the roses
a fly girl by any other name would still be that
but...
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miyo:
musical
kellymonster:
Dude, you're so ghetto. 
I hope you can pick yourself up out of this slump. In fact, what am I talking about? I know you can! You're one of the few people I know who go through every moment in life with a mass of positivity.
I hope you can pick yourself up out of this slump. In fact, what am I talking about? I know you can! You're one of the few people I know who go through every moment in life with a mass of positivity.
The butterfly effect is a beautiful principle especially if studied in reverse. This year I'm pushing myself harder then ever to progress positively.
My Goals:
To get more design freelance work at double my current daily rate (so i can work less).
make bigger rooms of people laugh and maybe think.
To recover full motion and strength in my arm.
Make music.
To start motocross...
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My Goals:
To get more design freelance work at double my current daily rate (so i can work less).
make bigger rooms of people laugh and maybe think.
To recover full motion and strength in my arm.
Make music.
To start motocross...
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causy:
I don't think that'll be enough to convince me to start watching it!?
And yes, positive thoughts. I should perhaps lay out my goals for the next year in black and white, though they could be scary.
And yes, positive thoughts. I should perhaps lay out my goals for the next year in black and white, though they could be scary.
reena:
He's good thanks sweetie, just doing his work experience over the summer, back to college in jan. Hopefully when he finished in July he'll be moving in with me
What about you? Got a new laydee yet? xx
What about you? Got a new laydee yet? xx
I know that for some people saying you frequent Starbucks is a bit like admitting you pop along to the odd Nazi rally, but i REALLY like there Chai Lattes (there's no way to say that without feeling like you deserve sandles) and the managers a cool dude. I was however graced with a new experience from Starbucks which is always a gift.
Now some...
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Now some...
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twelve:
I like their caramel apple cider drink, though I think they only serve it in the winter.
Their fake Italian sizes sort of make me want to choke their cashiers though.
Their fake Italian sizes sort of make me want to choke their cashiers though.
mark_plus_beer:
dude go to bed
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mark_plus_beer:
some of us work ........prick
im looking forward to thursday lads night
im looking forward to thursday lads night
nikhita:
you possibly will have to find a new band to be cool about liking, i'm not hardcore enough to recommend anyone hardcore, but if you venture into the world of emo at all i can tell you that The Gaslight Anthem are definately the next thing to love before they get big...
I dont think i'd ever want to have sex with dallas, however if he felt like singing me to sleep just once that would be wonderful! George looks depressingly like my ex boyfriend at the moment and so unfortunately i DO want to have sex with him....but we'll gloss over that and i will vehmenently deny it if you ever bring it up...
since you live so close will you be coming out to stay beautiful in sept?
I dont think i'd ever want to have sex with dallas, however if he felt like singing me to sleep just once that would be wonderful! George looks depressingly like my ex boyfriend at the moment and so unfortunately i DO want to have sex with him....but we'll gloss over that and i will vehmenently deny it if you ever bring it up...
since you live so close will you be coming out to stay beautiful in sept?
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twelve:
That's what I would think Giger or Beksinski would come up with if they were told to paint a Klein bottle from Hell.
twelve:
It's like the CSI guy, except he doesn't do it every single time he says something.
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killa_:
i saw this in the morning before i left for work, and i didnt have time to comment. it was hilarious, and was the highlight of my day
ortus:
Quite simply one of the single greatest journals ever made.
Any time.
Any place.
You win the prize.
Any time.
Any place.
You win the prize.
Don't forget I don't live in London anymore so I have no idea
You've shamed me into having a green tea this morning - I wish I could enjoy it like I do my coffee; it'd be so much easier!
Good morning by the way