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Tuesday Aug 11, 2009

Aug 11, 2009
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Gig tonight. Its been too long, I am terrified.

I have also been dating another human being for three months now (presuming she is real, which we never did settle). I think if this set goes badly I'm going to steal her jokes.

Not long now till the sick feeling really kicks in. I'm trying to enjoy my comedy bulimia.

It's just a ride.
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
reena:
So....how did it go? How are you? Not spoke to you in forever.
Aug 22, 2009
julianvsvampires:
I think I'd have to charge you. Best money you'd ever spend.
Aug 24, 2009

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