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Tuesday May 19, 2009

May 19, 2009
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Awesome weekend.

Friday Alex and I went to Tesco's and played trolly baseball. Basically the idea is you steal what you need from other peoples carts. Its great fun following people to get there buns. Also found Al this hat, which we DIDN'T BUY DESPITE IT BEING 38p. Duffus!



The ghetto BBQ went well, with NHL Hockey, Brews, my new blender treat - JD Slushies, Johnstitch's excellent gateau, good buddies, and only really one person missing.


I really do love that bucket.

Then Saturday we went to see Ryans awesome band Zero Cipher rock Quake. An ill gig, which had a static pole.

As the biggest ladies in there we decided to get our spin on, and with squee's tutelage we managed some inverted rotations.


Al got style.

I think I put too much weight on my good arm though as this was it this afternoon:



If you'd like to join our bearded men pole dancing troupe, and are ready to try out before Senior Bucket please contact mark_plus_beer for further details.

J
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leilani:
oh dear!!! ur arm looks painful dude! Savage taught me how to pole dance tonite at her house its fucking insane, it looks so easy but its sooo friggin difficult! but i managed to go upside down and stuff. fun fun, just not looking forward to tomorrow morning finding giant bruises.. hope mind arent gna be like urs.. ur bruise is like a monster!!! BRUISE MONTERS GONNA EAT YOU!!!
May 27, 2009
wilona:
Yes, it is ultra awesome, thank you for advising me to watch it biggrin
We need to have more comedy chit-chats so you can suggest lolz for me ^_^
I recently downloaded Asylum.
Twas a good choice.
-Thumbs up-

P.S. I'm stoned boooiiii
P.P.S. That bruise is fucking awesome. In a really gross dont-ever-show-me-that-again way.
May 30, 2009

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