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Wednesday Feb 18, 2009

Feb 18, 2009
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you ever just Diss yourself?

Earlier I was looking in my draws when i realised i had no condoms, and i thought to myself:

Well, i'm not gonna need them anyway. Closed the draw, took a step, and went 'heeeey'... There's no need to be like that subconscious. I mean, I know its not likely but, well, she might have a imaginary unicorn too. They could play together.

So I went and brought a three pack, and put all three in my wallet.

Being blindly optimistic about blind optimism seems like impenetrable logic to me.

<3
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wilona:
....Did I leave you a garbled answerphone message last night? o.O
Feb 21, 2009
wilona:
Are you telling me you slept on the streets last night? I don't remember what I said to your phone but I assume it was I'M DRUNK AND I'M WEEING or something along those lines.

Good night, then? wink
I don't ever wanna drink again.
Feel rouugghhh.
Feb 22, 2009

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