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Tuesday Nov 25, 2008

Nov 25, 2008
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And now for a abrupt stream of consciousness...

Yeah, so i'm doing a 15 minute set for the Design Museum comedy show.

I have finally solved the triangle mime conundrum... By taking it Terminator baby!

I went snow boarding today (well, dry slope) and the kids got all up in my grill, so I'm back tomorrow to ride proper (I will rock the Rockys when i get there).

STILL no fucking work. Lots of jobs say I'm too qualified, lots of others are taking more experienced candidates.

I have new material proving my existence. yeah, I'm taking comedy there baby.

Fucked Up where awesome live. I'll add them to my current favorites: Divine Heresy, Bury Your Dead, LCD Sound System, Vast Aire, and Gang Starr.


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causy:
Well, I didn't actually have any wine, twiggy did, and I didn't actually have any cofee, everyone else did.
I saved the fresh coffee for the morning, and just concentrated on actually drinking beer. That and Samba.

You reminded me to book my flights, it's stupidly expensive from Aberdeen, but stupidly cheap from Edinburgh & Glasgow.
Can I face a 160 minute train journey after a flight on a Sunday after too much to drink the night before?!
Nov 25, 2008
mark_plus_beer:
i still think getting a blow job while snowboarding should be a mission
Nov 25, 2008

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