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Sunday Nov 16, 2008

Nov 16, 2008
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If you could spend one day with anyone who would it be?

Interesting Minds...

Plato, Decarte, Rasputin, interesting options but perhapse disapointing when you breach the reality that actualy, beyound a game of charades (that Platos suspsiciously good at), you can't actualy communicate in there respective language.

It would be intersting to see how far theories on uncertanty can be taken using hand signals and your one good impression: the whale noise. Of course the advantage of this situation is you can play the rather sereal game of explaining the rules of charades through charades. which certain french philososphers, who arguably embrase much sillier thoughts, think is just silly. At least you can argue that they may not exist to think it silly and so really shouldnt look so smug.

Perhapse your own ancesters. Although this again could be depressing when you realise that despite there period clothes, funny dialect, and abject disapointment that you cant fly or communicate with lizards only confirm you havent strayed far from the gene pool. I'm pretty sure my cavemen grandparents beatboxed. You had to with those natural acoustics. still 'what have you done with your week?' on a centurial level from people acting like youre parents and wearing funny smelling animal skin is never going to be uplifting experience, espceialy when they dont appreciate that seeing rambo 16 times is an achievement.

Maybe God. but i reckon she'd be a bore as she has done, and will do it all. even your most spontaneous crotch grab and cow noise was predicted and even combated with a pre drawn 'yawn' bubble she etched to hold up after you did it. nobody likes a know it all. even if she does have the best breasts in all space time.

Satan spends far too much time trying to argue he doesnt exsit while stealing your jager to be fun either. It may be a great trick but 'one trick poneys' don't play live at the Apollo. unless its a dam good trick currently band in 13 countries.

Maybe you'd hang around in the presence of great beauty. but then if you cant get said beauty to be 'even a little naked' you might find yourself wishing you'd researched beautys with the added text of 'nympho'. you should have ran with the tin foil hat king of the future idea when she was scared by your microwave.

Maybe a great gangster, or villian. Although trying to run the numbers based on Surbiton high streets Waitrose sales may prove an anti climax to even the greatest criminal mind.

Maybe yourself, although personaly I preffer to play Godzilla alone. Plus i only have one lizard suit.

so, who?

A friend.

Thanks guys, it was great seeing you sat.









VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
nikhita:
haha <3 you're awesome

so how did it go

and its always fantastic seeing you, london drinks MUST happen soon!
Nov 18, 2008
xxjcblackheartxx:
thanks for the words cuz....be easy... soon i will be back on my feet
Nov 18, 2008

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