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Sunday Oct 05, 2008

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yeah, so this is where i make enemeies... woke up today to heat and sunshine. swam out in the sea till i couldnt see people then had my usual "i wonder if theres sharks out here" moment. ahh theres nothing like a little irrational panic out at sea. haha, got back fine and went for a long walk up the coast.

Mark, youll be happy to know that the DEATH LAZORS where drawn and set on stun. Im going parachuting tomorrow (you know when you get pulled up by a boat). I havent done it before but i spoke to the guy and he said they take you fucking high here so that sounds like fun. You can do wake boarding too but im not sure if my wrist can handle it. Speaking to the guy he said its the jolts starting that could fuck me. That and trying a trick at full speed and face planting can skim your face off. hmm. Ill give it a few days swimming and see what i feel like. WHY DIDNT I BRING MY WRIST GUARD. AHHH!

No jet skis which sucks balls. nothing like a high speed dismount off one (the chord causes the engine to cut out so you can get back on). I could go sailing in the little choppers too. Hmm.

Tried to wangle a motorbike but without my licence i couldnt get more then a push bike.

Been listening to the new Slipknott LP and the Cancerbats CDs which is making the soundtrack for things right now. I just noticed the bar next to the inet cafe is showing the newcastle game so im gonna go jet and watch the second half.

tonight its meal, some guitar,comedy and then whisky and monty python on the balcony. shits good, i only wish you were here to party with me in hulla skirts (i know its not strickly apropriate but its my wish).

mark, would you like a bottle of tequilla beer or a dodgey porn lighter? i know, its like i read your mind or something.


PS all the kids roller blade here.. lame. Should have brought my board.
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mark_plus_beer:
its the duvet right
Oct 6, 2008
strawberrybomb:
Oh Ian offered me one of shereens many cakes last night and if looks could kill i would be 10 feet under by now! But im gonna make cakes on my days off this week so i'll have my own supply. If there are any left by the time you get back I might let you have one.
Oct 6, 2008

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