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I'm working for Disney next week. That means i can finally put Goofy next to boobs on my CV (i worked for page 3). I think i may have peaked.

If i can get some big Micky hands for recreational use i may never take them off. I can't think of a social situation, intimate or mass that wouldn't be enhanced by the presence of large, white, and slightly ominous gloves.

I'm dirty.


In other news i support Newcastle United so I'm off to hang myself.

Please give my mum a load of gay porn, tell her it was mine, and that my death was my dads fault.

my dads a Sunderland fan.

Yoo, and this LP is the illest from NY underground right now. he's a honest rapper, no showy performance. A real rhyme poet.