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Friday Sep 12, 2008

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I am now without cast. I like to think of it running and playing with all the other casts before a giant naked lady (always makes the day dream better) zaps it with a DEATH LAZOR.

DEATH LAZOR should always be written in caps, even in the extreme situation of writing your own death note ie.

darling,

im almost dead so i wanted to say i hate you, and the kids smelll of milk. For the family death records I was shoot by a DEATH LAZOR by a chick with a much better rack then you.


In other news i feel that there is not a suitable manly word for boobs. tits is too harsh, boobs femine. Oh and by the way, the irony of trying to masculfy a word reffering to one of the defining features of the female atomy is not lost on me...Oh how we laughed at the country club.

Norks, is funny but odd. Rack makes me think of spices. Bujungas makes me think of my mums (Sigman Froid would understand.. he's done her... HOOOO!). Fun bags is just wrong, mainly because bags arn't that much fun sinse they've had air holes put in. Knockers is again scary as it involves a odd mental image of a man trying to enter a woman like a shed. Jugs suggest you could store punch in them which, yes you may be able to cup some liquids between boobs but its not practical for serving.

I suggest DEATH LAZORS.

ease into it. Guys think how cool it would be to make zapping noises (mentally or verbaly) when you girl walks past naked, and ladies you have a new way to pretend kill us.

Lady: wanna watch a film other then Rambo?
Cool Guy With Impecable Film Taste: NO because Rambo has everything i need from a film. it's a small ecosystem of the mind and i want to breath its fresh tropical air.
Lady: ZAP ZAP.

well, this again proves that evenings without booze or mind bending substances are probably worse for my synapsis.

PS Are those DEATH LAZORS set to stun?

Think about it.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
lil_em:
What the hell is this Chai Tea you keep mentioning?

Don't forget I don't live in London anymore so I have no idea surreal

You've shamed me into having a green tea this morning - I wish I could enjoy it like I do my coffee; it'd be so much easier!

Good morning by the way smile
Sep 14, 2008
discosleaze:
i agree with rhia. you are a strange boy
Sep 14, 2008

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