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Things are Hectic...


Fucking awesome day designing crazy things at a cool agency with some fun guys. The first thing anyone said to me was "so you like Gallows, huh?". A Good start and it looks like I might be working there over the summer too. Ahhh yeah! Only downside is its in Windsor.

IF i get a decent contract its an excuse to buy a motorbike as it would cut my journey time in half (it's all traffic). Although I would have to hide it from Monica (my mum) after my cousin (who's similar to me in the whole breaking bones stupid stuff way) paralised his thumb and trigger finger flipping off his motocross bike.

Monica caught me saying i'd buy the bike off him, and flipped out. I've never seen her that angry. well, not sinse i got expelled.

haha! surely I'm too old to enjoy being naughty, but then again... I can't wait till i show her my tattoo! haha.


Carry on motherfuckers and enjoy yourselves!


Oh and come to this>>>


27.06.08

BUSH HALL PRESENTS - begins in June amongst the stunning, chandeliered surrounds of Bush Hall in Shepherd's Bush.

STEWART LEE
+Officially the 41st best comedian ever
+"Lee is out there pushing the form like no-one else" The Times
+"One of the top 3 or 4 living stand-ups" Time Out

JOSIE LONG
+ If.Comeddie Newcomer Winner 2006
+ "An endearing blend of charm and wry humour...full of joy and wonder" Sunday Times

TOM BASDEN
+ If.Comeddie Newcomer Winner 2007
+ "Few talented comics successfully marry comedy with music" The Telegraph

MC RICHARD HERRING
+ Star of R1 & BBC2's Fist of Fun, BBC2's This Morning With Richard Not Judy
+ "One of Britain's smartest solo comedians" The Guardian

PLUS THE BUSH HALL LOUNGE PIANIST

TICKETS 14 // DOORS 19.30 // SHOW 20.30



VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
strawberrybomb:
haha you just have a lot of love for those 6 songs, its cool. I can't say much i am currently listening to him. I'm expecting some awesome cds for the trip to geoffs bbq.
Jun 16, 2008
strawberrybomb:
shocked Usb in your car?! Wow. Does it also come with a robot that drives for you, so you can just sit back and chill for the entire journey?

Jun 16, 2008

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