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Wednesday May 28, 2008

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J's TIP:

If you are cheap enough (like myself), or bordering on neurosis when it comes to making commitments even to telephone company's (like myself) then you may use Pay-As-You-Go.

Heres a tip: if you buy credit from the newsagents and get your credit on a receipt DON'T walk outside and chuck the thing in the nearest bin. This may result in one of two things:

1) the immediate loss of 20.

2) The tentative, but increasingly vigorous searching of a public bin.

After i worked out how to unlock the bin and pulled out its container i found my receipt.


As a wise person once said "a man learns from his mistakes, but a king learns from the mistakes of others".


or as some have said "just get a contract phone, you cheapskate".


proper blog soon about my ubber-turbo-stupendous weekend. right now i'm on safari job hunting.





VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
mark_plus_beer:
and damn little homie spits a good verse

May 28, 2008
mark_plus_beer:
you just wanna be like crank !!

saying that there making a sequel, HOW , the mother fucker died surely !! (well i was drunk when i watched it but i swear he died)
May 29, 2008

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