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I had the best idea ever yesterday. well, maybe not ever. I mean toast was a good one, and fermenting barley, and putting wheels on a plank.

OK, so maybe its not the best idea ever, but i reckon if Jesus did it with me it would do a hell of allot more then most ideas.

yesterday i went to a little londaaan pub and saw my friends indie band for the first time and they were amazing, and even performed an encore! My evening was rather spoiled by two ozzy mates though who made me feel about 16 when one said something along the lines of (but nowhere near as crude) 'kate facies you, you wanna go home with her?'

Now don't get me wrong i was very flattered as Kate is lovely, sexy and a very kind girl, but she's not someone i felt id really connected with, so i turned her down. which made her upset. This was all made worse when the rest of the night i had all my bloke mates saying 'you turned kate down? you need to get over youre x dude!' and the girls (some of whom are my closest mates) avoiding me so as not to upset kate. Oh well, i'm still alittle confused at my actions as she is very hot, but i guess i am, undeniably, English. oh dear.

oh ad by the way my idea is to get a storm trooper outfit and go snowboarding, i need recruits! personaly i don't want to be darth so thats up for grabs!