I should be asleep. maybe you should be too. if so, dont tell anyone and i wont.
This eve i saw alexisonfire and almost brought a tshirt with a unicorn on. it may be time for me to have a long hard stare in the mirror and remind myself my unicorn fetish days are over. Now all i need are breasts. Joyfull bountyfull breasts, like nippled alps i can ski down. ahhhhhh... they were rather good. i ended up the front with the 16yolds and watched my friend get a pasting (two black eyes) and got anoyed at emo's yelling the band name at the band.
surely all concered knew who the respective parties were, and didnt need clarifying. then i got annoyed at the lack of mosh eticate as little boys (i am getting old) flung fists at the gentle crowds faces. this was in itself not so bad. but did seem all rather a bit silly when they continued through the wanky solos when everyone knows you should take a moment to reflect and pretend you know what the fuck is being sung about. On the plus i did have a few rather lovely ladies take shelter around me though!
The vortext party Line.. (not an 0800 number a political line, sort of)
I believe If you want to mosh like a bat out of hell (not sung about by a fat twat) go to a Hatebreed pit (as i shall be doing next month) and work out the angst on someone twice your size and even more hammered. dont fling fists at pretty small girls who arnt really too happy about being pushed around.
and back to the main ramble...
In other news its my bday saturday. joy. my old dear/mumsie/mum/mother/monica (i still cant work out a name i like) got me a guitar, and i brought myself casablanca and the first series of alexi sayles. perhapse and odd combination unless you unwittingly surmise my plan like firemonkey did about covering the 'my doc martins boots' song.
im looking forward to the new mighty boosh but am worried that my gut feeling that they really will have sold out this time is right.
oh well. enjoy your day and even if you realy like him give mark plus beer some abuse. he loves it. the fox bumming slag.
This eve i saw alexisonfire and almost brought a tshirt with a unicorn on. it may be time for me to have a long hard stare in the mirror and remind myself my unicorn fetish days are over. Now all i need are breasts. Joyfull bountyfull breasts, like nippled alps i can ski down. ahhhhhh... they were rather good. i ended up the front with the 16yolds and watched my friend get a pasting (two black eyes) and got anoyed at emo's yelling the band name at the band.
surely all concered knew who the respective parties were, and didnt need clarifying. then i got annoyed at the lack of mosh eticate as little boys (i am getting old) flung fists at the gentle crowds faces. this was in itself not so bad. but did seem all rather a bit silly when they continued through the wanky solos when everyone knows you should take a moment to reflect and pretend you know what the fuck is being sung about. On the plus i did have a few rather lovely ladies take shelter around me though!
The vortext party Line.. (not an 0800 number a political line, sort of)
I believe If you want to mosh like a bat out of hell (not sung about by a fat twat) go to a Hatebreed pit (as i shall be doing next month) and work out the angst on someone twice your size and even more hammered. dont fling fists at pretty small girls who arnt really too happy about being pushed around.
and back to the main ramble...
In other news its my bday saturday. joy. my old dear/mumsie/mum/mother/monica (i still cant work out a name i like) got me a guitar, and i brought myself casablanca and the first series of alexi sayles. perhapse and odd combination unless you unwittingly surmise my plan like firemonkey did about covering the 'my doc martins boots' song.
im looking forward to the new mighty boosh but am worried that my gut feeling that they really will have sold out this time is right.
oh well. enjoy your day and even if you realy like him give mark plus beer some abuse. he loves it. the fox bumming slag.
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Bizzle Bizzle from the gig we went to !!!!!!!!!!!