so chilling with your parents can be rather disturbing at times. especialy when you find out your dad has a undeniable talent for improved porn poems. im guessing thats where my freestyle comes from.
im not going to repeat his poems but i did manage to break out the beatneck spoons to his perverse
rythem. I never really noticed before but my dads rather excentric....
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im not going to repeat his poems but i did manage to break out the beatneck spoons to his perverse
rythem. I never really noticed before but my dads rather excentric....
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yeah, so this is where i make enemeies... woke up today to heat and sunshine. swam out in the sea till i couldnt see people then had my usual "i wonder if theres sharks out here" moment. ahh theres nothing like a little irrational panic out at sea. haha, got back fine and went for a long walk up the coast.
Mark, youll be happy...
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mark_plus_beer:
its the duvet right
strawberrybomb:
Oh Ian offered me one of shereens many cakes last night and if looks could kill i would be 10 feet under by now! But im gonna make cakes on my days off this week so i'll have my own supply. If there are any left by the time you get back I might let you have one.
hey guys, im in Mallorca which is rather nice.The apartment is huge with a balcony overlooking the sea. i think tonight will be guitar playing with my dad and a few beers. weve found a football bar so all is well. ill update tomorrow and talk to you cats when i feel like ive landed.
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miya:
have a good week hun, shall have to have a drink with everyone when you get back!
mark_plus_beer:
your a cock its raining horribly here and your drinking and enjoying the sun
cock
cock
The lifts in Disney HQ play theme songs. its an odd new vibe for a morning, but i quite like it. I went in the Lion king meeting room today. Its quite distracting when your supposed to be listening but all i could think was how id love to have sex in there. Roaring against a beautiful wall sunset. I could wear a fur hat....
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munch:
yeah ink got started on weds. just the outline so far. she done a pretty sweet job i reckon, i'm really happy with it. can't wait to get it finished!!!
next session is two weeks time, so should get lots more done then.
so whats going on an stuff? we need to do some local hanging out at some point, can't just keep seeing you guys at my gigs!
next session is two weeks time, so should get lots more done then.
so whats going on an stuff? we need to do some local hanging out at some point, can't just keep seeing you guys at my gigs!
sailorcandy:
smuggle me in?! pretend that we are co-joined twins then ditch me?
Yoooo... i'm sitting her jiving to some Digital Motown and i'm feeling good.
Got a contract at Disney for a week that'll pay the bills.
Got some new music that makes me dance walk (its a terrible habit, but it makes people smile especially if you go for the clap and twist closer).
Going to see my awesome auntie and her boyfriend who rocks.
I'm...
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Got a contract at Disney for a week that'll pay the bills.
Got some new music that makes me dance walk (its a terrible habit, but it makes people smile especially if you go for the clap and twist closer).
Going to see my awesome auntie and her boyfriend who rocks.
I'm...
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nikhita:
damn did i miss you AGAIN?
strawberrybomb:
I would be more impressed with the picture if you were in Lidl. I do like the fact the hat and bag match though.
I'm working for Disney next week. That means i can finally put Goofy next to boobs on my CV (i worked for page 3). I think i may have peaked.
If i can get some big Micky hands for recreational use i may never take them off. I can't think of a social situation, intimate or mass that wouldn't be enhanced by the presence of...
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If i can get some big Micky hands for recreational use i may never take them off. I can't think of a social situation, intimate or mass that wouldn't be enhanced by the presence of...
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miyo:
so what is it exactly that you do?
miyo:
awesome 
Yeah, so i just got back from A&E again. no big deal though: I had a blood blister which got infected and imploded. It feels (and looks like) my leg got bitten by a big bug. The thing is i got back to my car 20mins late and found a sixty pound fine. sucks when you've spent 50 mins waiting to see a doctor. oh...
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kellymonster:
A positivity rally with cake and wine would be the awesome. We could all wear soft towelling clothes and mittens and hug each other.
On a more serious note, a quote that I quite like:
"You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you."
James Allen
On a more serious note, a quote that I quite like:
"You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you."
James Allen
you know, i never thought in grown toe nails could be fun...
we know we rock.
we know we rock.
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thequestion:
I have seen the future of rock and roll and I'm going back to jazz.
wizzle:
It is an apology of sorts, and I'm sorry, but I make no apologies for it.
Yeah, hows you?
I spent today getting some designs together for my new portfolio site. It's looking nice. Hopefully i can build it tomorrow, bust the CV out Wednesday, and get my ass some work. Daddy needs some new Vinyl toys.
Holly's canceled Cool Schmool so it looks like i get to go to a notoriously hostile open mic night next Tuesday instead. I'm gutted...
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I spent today getting some designs together for my new portfolio site. It's looking nice. Hopefully i can build it tomorrow, bust the CV out Wednesday, and get my ass some work. Daddy needs some new Vinyl toys.
Holly's canceled Cool Schmool so it looks like i get to go to a notoriously hostile open mic night next Tuesday instead. I'm gutted...
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ikaruga:
nice.
funnily enough my chest is one of the few things that I haven't worked out what's going where.
calves, arms, ribs? no problem.
something'll present itself, I'm sure...
funnily enough my chest is one of the few things that I haven't worked out what's going where.
calves, arms, ribs? no problem.
something'll present itself, I'm sure...
its_matt:
you will have to get your gigs up on youtube so i can see em with my peepers.
I am now without cast. I like to think of it running and playing with all the other casts before a giant naked lady (always makes the day dream better) zaps it with a DEATH LAZOR.
DEATH LAZOR should always be written in caps, even in the extreme situation of writing your own death note ie.
darling,
im almost dead so i wanted to say...
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DEATH LAZOR should always be written in caps, even in the extreme situation of writing your own death note ie.
darling,
im almost dead so i wanted to say...
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lil_em:
What the hell is this Chai Tea you keep mentioning?
Don't forget I don't live in London anymore so I have no idea
You've shamed me into having a green tea this morning - I wish I could enjoy it like I do my coffee; it'd be so much easier!
Good morning by the way
Don't forget I don't live in London anymore so I have no idea
You've shamed me into having a green tea this morning - I wish I could enjoy it like I do my coffee; it'd be so much easier!
Good morning by the way
discosleaze:
i agree with rhia. you are a strange boy
Vortext (Not So) FAQ
Who Is it thats asking these questions? Is it just you/me talking to myself or am i supposed to be an autonomous entity?
hey there past me (by 3 seconds), i guess if you had real friends you wouldn't have to write your own FAQ questions. BURRRRRNN! Take that past me. Although, that hurts. shit.
Why Vortext?
Its been my Rap...
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Who Is it thats asking these questions? Is it just you/me talking to myself or am i supposed to be an autonomous entity?
hey there past me (by 3 seconds), i guess if you had real friends you wouldn't have to write your own FAQ questions. BURRRRRNN! Take that past me. Although, that hurts. shit.
Why Vortext?
Its been my Rap...
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miyo:
she is a good girl!
rdpixie:
Only if you get the room with the bowling alley in Hard Rock Hotel for one night!
http://www.hardrockhotel.com/las-vegas/hotel/penthouse/
And I get to see Penn & Teller, Criss Angel and maybe a cheesy Rat Pack show.
I think thats it.
http://www.hardrockhotel.com/las-vegas/hotel/penthouse/
And I get to see Penn & Teller, Criss Angel and maybe a cheesy Rat Pack show.
I think thats it.
I need some excitement so I'm sneaking out to skate... wish me luck.
UPDATE:
maaaaan, I feel better! I'm no Pro rider (Lidl pay in Beer) but just being out in a cool wintry eve ridding the empty car park to some great music felt amazing. popping over puddles and dancing. That's life.
I've got to be realistic about Wednesday (my X-ray) but i'm already...
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UPDATE:
maaaaan, I feel better! I'm no Pro rider (Lidl pay in Beer) but just being out in a cool wintry eve ridding the empty car park to some great music felt amazing. popping over puddles and dancing. That's life.
I've got to be realistic about Wednesday (my X-ray) but i'm already...
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its_matt:
maybe one day ill do a podcast for you as stallone.
royal:
good luck.
y'know...i want to be where you are right now....that sounds like a good time
Team positive...man it's hard but I am trying.