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Friday Apr 11, 2003

Apr 11, 2003
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I'm really sick... I have the flu, and i have to work tonight....I wish I didn't have to, but since I only got two shifts this week, I don't really have a choice.......
I feel like complete crap......my body hurts, and i have a headache and I'm freezing.... just my luck to talk about narly fevers in my last journal, and now I have one..... Go figure.... I just want to crawl back to bed....... skull
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aralia:
Thought i'd pass this on.... smile
from Sorcha's journal Apr 12, 2003 23:49 PM

I just heard a joke, and I don't know if I'm laughing because it's funny or because it's so smegging stupid.

A man hears a knock at his door. He opens it, and a 6-foot cockroach is standing there. The cockroach punches the man in the face and runs away.

The next night, the man hears a knock at his door. Once again, the cockroach is standing there. The cockroach punches the man in the face and stomach and runs away.

The following night, the same thing... knock at the door... it's the cockroach. This time, the cockroach punches the man in the face and stomach, kicks him to the ground, and lights him on fire.

The man crawls to a phone and calls 911. When the doctor arrives, the man tells the doctor what happened.

The doctor says, "Yeah. I hear there's a nasty bug going around."
Apr 13, 2003
batattak:
I really hope you feel better. There is nothing worse than having to work sick. Working nekkid and sick has really got to suck!
Apr 13, 2003

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