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Thursday Mar 13, 2003

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those are all really good reasons for folding the dollar down the center...I think I'm going to pick the fact that Yeah, they are easier to pick up that way, and that some people do it because they're nervous....I could never pick up a buck with my tits because my tits arent big enough, and also because that is'nt my style. not at all. It's always struck me as trashy.... plus You can't touch dancers in California(thank god) not even to tip them.... I don't think you can touch dancers any where, or can you?
I got a new costume today It's a saloon girl outfit. I'ts red and black, and really cute. I got a new pair of shoes for work too. a pair of 9 inch heels..... I needed new dance stuff.....
It was yet another beautiful day....surprise, surprise.... It was actually really warm out today. probably 85 degrees or so.....
Today's my day off....don't know what I'm up to this evening, But i'm sure I'll find some kind of mischeif to get into.
I live right next door to a Comfort Inn Hotel. I leave my blinds up on my windows alot.... a freak like me is quite a sight to a tourist from say Idaho, or whatever. I've noticed lately that sometimes I'll be standing by the window and I'll notice someone in one of the hotel rooms peering out the window at me. I've started taking my clothes off, and standing in front of the window in an "I know you're staring at me" pose... they usually pull the drapes shut real fast, and I laugh.....anyhoo.....
So, I'll say it again, just so you don't forget.... I'm saving for a tattoo.... Therefore you should all come into Jumbo's clown room tomorrow(Friday, march 14) night, and have a drink and watch me dance. I learned that one new pole trick that I told you about yesterday, and i learned the one I told you I was going to try... It's pretty impressive, but it gives me a bruise on my neck..... Oh well, bruises are cool. I think they are, anyway....So. the address for jumbos is 5153 Hollywood blvd, Los Angeles, CA. and for better directions than you'll get from me, call the bar at 323.666.1187...... and yes, I dance as Voltaire.... would'nt it be weird if I danced as a jenny, or a brittany? I think so....

1. If you were one of the four elements of nature, (earth, water, fire, air) which would you pick that would best represent you?
2. what is your favorite kind of candy bar?
3. did you ever grow up?

1. I would have to pick air... It's constantly round, and birds dominate it. It composes the sky. It makes thunder. It makes lightning. It makes sunsests. It carries energy........
2. I like twix bars or any thing else that comes wth two separate pieces.... I don't eat candy bars very often, but whenever I get the craving for one, I'm always around someone who wants a bite of it.......
3. No, not really..... I grew responsible, but never really grew up.......
have fun, and come see me tomorrow.....
xoxoxoxoxoxo- Voltaire smile
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iggy24:
1) water cuz it's serene sometimes and wild others..also it hasn't been fully explored yet, it's mysterious! and i am a cancer!
2) charleston chew--yummy!
3) not yet.. and i'm pretty old..maybe never!
Mar 14, 2003
dopesickboy:
1. I'd be fire, coz nobody understands it, and it destroys everything it comes in contact with.
2. Partial to Twix or perhaps Mars bars.
3. "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Portland Street Kid, wanna see how many drugs I can fuck with...."
Mar 14, 2003

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