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Thursday Jul 25, 2002

Jul 25, 2002
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There's a great recipe in the last comment of my last journal. I'm making it tonight.
I'm sitting here at the cafe, paying $6 an hour to use thier crappy computers. (we still don't have a land line at my house.) I need you guys to come see me at work, or i'm going to be in very deep shit.I'm working Sun, Mon, Tues, Wed, and Sat. nights from 9pm-2am.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come see me. I dance to rad music. anything from Crass to Massive Attack,I've got it. I bring about 150 (no joke) cd's to work with me every night. For the love of Christmas come see me. I'm 100 bucks short on rent. anything will help I'm working at Cocktails and Dreams ; located at SE 35th and Powell; Kitty corner from Tommy's.

Well, obviously, I'm broke. How is everyone else? Good I hope.
The only story I have time to tell Is this one. It's short, but I did promise to tellyou a story.....There was this one time when I was working at market street cinema In SF, It was a slow night. I was up on stage doing my little thing that I do, when I saw this girl who was giving some guy a lap dance, roll a condom on her customer, and bounce him right there, I was so shocked, i almost fell off the stage.At least she used protection...There was another time when I was working at the Lusty Lady in SF, and one of the girls (a heroine junkie) got too wasted I guess, because she shit herself In the booth. We were all pretty grossed out by that. she got fired that day. and then there was the time when I worked at doc's. A friend of mine was up on stage, and went to bend over by the rack. when she bent over, she realized that there was an entire square of teepee stuck to her twat.There was a customer sitting at the rack about 3 feet away from her. she handled it like a pro. she took the teepee, rolled it up into a a little ball, and flicked it across thne room. I laughed so hard, I thought I was going to choke. Then there was this one time also at doc's, when five frat boys were the only ones at the rack and they weren't tipping either. Then, to top it all off, one of them yelled out "dude, she farted in my face! High five! Gimme love!" I swear to high heaven, I didn't fart. But I kinda wished I had. They were really abnoxious.
Okay so that's not one story, Its a bunch of little ones. Sue me.
I'm outa here , here's three more questions.
1. what are you most afraid of? for me It's either clowns, or dark murky water. and of course, bieng overwieght, and cellulite.

2.how often do you like to have sex in a week? I prefer anywhere from 3 times a day, to six nights a week. I'm not actuallty getting that, but it would be great if I was. Anyone want to apply for the position of boy that lives in my bed? I'm a great cook. Chicks can apply too.....
3. If you could travel to any foriegn country, and do whatever you want, then where and what? I want to go to thailand. I want to see temples, meditate, and pray.
I love you guys. take it easy. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox-Voltaire
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echobunny:
okay, so...
1- most afraid of , hmmmmm, probably being around people that just have that look like they could snap at any minute
2 - like to have sex a week....at least once a day, and i'm in, where do i apply?
3 - anywhere....egypt, i gotta believe that pictures do not do justice to the real pyramids
Jul 26, 2002
scottish:
1. I'm afraid of americans. ;p

2. I would definitely prefer alot of times, i don't think i would want to count them or keep track, but lets just say once in the morning and once at night (on work days), (hmmm... lunchbreak?) on saturday, definitely midday, or even like 3am, and sunday, as much as possible, and try something new each week.

3. Scotland. Romania. Japan.




Jul 26, 2002

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