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Thursday Jul 29, 2004

Jul 29, 2004
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10 Things You Never Knew and Probably Never Would Have Even Guesssed About Me.......

1. I have owned more than ten cats.
2. My first job was a papere route, when I was ten. To this day, the people that live on that route still say I was the best paper delivery person ever.
3. I legaly failed the sixth grade, due to lack of attendance. I had to go to a private school for 7th and 8th grade, because No public school would accept me into the 7th grade after that. I passed the entrance exam to the private school with flying colors, and got to go to 7th grade on time anyway.
4. got my GED at the age of 15, and had not only graduated beauty colege, but was a liscensed cosmetologist by the age of 17.
5. I changed my major four times before I finally got my bachelors degree in music.
6. I have worked at over 100 strip clubs.
7. I have never been skiing. In fact, I've only seen snow about ten times in my life.
8.I went through this really awkward phase from the age of seven to the age of about thirten. I was really ugly. I mean REALLY ugly.
9. I have had several different jobs. ranging from sex work, to food service, to factory, to constuction, to office jobs... Including two years as a bennefits admin/human resource assist. and a year as a workers comp. claims assist. I have also done lots of shitty secretarial work such as reception, and filing.
10. wouldn't you like to know..... wink
VIEW 25 of 55 COMMENTS
mnislahi:
wow more than 10 cats!! miao!!
Aug 2, 2004
alpha_hazard:
everybody has the ugly stage...I didn't shower regularly for three and a half years...until I started to Pubate...then I couldn't stand my own smell and unruly hair..so I started showering again...

OK, so that was probably too much info...well...I guess it's still less info than working at 100 strip clubs...of course you didn't say which ones...

I've had two pets...Sea Monkeys and a Dog...

I wanted to get a turle, but then decided that it wasn't worth it...too much tank cleaning and not enough fetching...you know?
Aug 3, 2004

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