I guess I should update. I don't feel like I've done anything extra spectacular though.....let's see here's my week in review starting with last wednesday....
Wednesday: a work day. I went to work, and had a blast. I made okay money, nothing to write home about, but It was fun. at the end of the night I got into a fight with one of the older girls there, and by older I mean that she's 40, and looks it. (I don't know why she still works there) It was over something really stupid. she asked me to turn the music in the lap room up right as I was starting a dance. It was the last dance of the night so I told her no, because believe me at the end of the night I don't give two shits about the music. I care about making a sale. so she flew at me In the dressing room after, and I told her to go get fucked. We almost got into a physical fight. I had taken my shoes off in the middle of the shouting match, and had one of them in my hand, ready to clock her across the face with it. Fortunately It didn't get that far, but I was really pissed. She is just jealous that I made a little money that night, and no one else did, and she almost never does, so she screamed at me for not giving up my last dance, so she could be "into" the music.... fuck her. She can stay jealous, because It is wrong to begrudge me the money that I work very hard for.
Thursday: The quest for the perfect bikini begins, with no luck. I went to every mall in L.A. to find really ugly swimsuits that were cut in really ugly styles. instead, I wound up with a new skirt, a new pair of shoes, a sundress, two tops, and a watch. And I even spent less than 500 bucks. Go me. I rule for being a good shopper.Thursday night I went out to sushi, and god damn, It was absolutely superb. I highly recomend nikko sushi on the west side. their sashimi plate is the bomb.
friday: back to work. I got into it with the same chick; I'll call her "R"... R was going off about how I am this big bitch, and that I am mean to customers; which is bullshit, and how I hustle super hard... Like that's a bad thing. Dude. Really. then she goes off about how I need to treat customers with love and that all my motivations at work should be based in love, and I just laughed out loud right in her face. Yes. I love my job. but for me to love every customer I give a lapdance to, is riddiculous. give me a break. My name is Voltaire, not Jesus. I like giving lapdances because I get paid for them and because I dig the power trip that goes right along with that. It can be euphoric as fuck to turn someone on and then leave them.
Dude, okay. End of rant.... I promise...
Saturday: I went to a backyard party at SG Lauren's house. she seemed nice. I couldn't stay long, so I left at 5 because I had to get ready for work. Work was pretty uneventful. just the same old shit. alot of girls didn't show up that night, because they didn't do that rad the night before. which made it easier for me. I didn't do that great that night, but given how slow it was, I have to admit, that it could have been much worse.
Sunday: A really chill day. I hung out and was lazy all day. nothing too exciting. sunday night I went out. I started at club industry at midnight. what a joke. It was a complete waste of time. the club was dead at midnight. there were only about ten people there, including the SG folks. So basicly, I spent six bucks to park, and walk around in a dead club for ten minutes, cursing myself for not listening to my friends that told me that place is lame. So I decided to jet and told the SG peeps that I was headed over to Boardner's for Electrocution's opening night. It was great. I had a blast. boardner's is such a visualy stimulating club, with so much atmosphere, that I was really stoked to be there on a night that wasn't pretentious like bar sinister. fabulous. I am going again this week.
Monday: the bikini quest continues. But like thursday, No dice, just ugly swimwear that was hot pink. which would look really stupid on me. so I got a new jacket that I love, another pair of shoes, a hat, some new black panties, and went to japanese food for lunch. then We went and picked up SG Cedar, and cotinued our shopping adveture. I got some make up from MAC, and a new purse. and being the great shopper that I am I didn't spend that much money again.
tuesday: I went to the beach with member troublemaker. It was awesome, even though I got a little sunburned. I walked out a long way on the tidal flats. It was very nice to be thirty feet off the sore, and still be only up to my knees in the water.... I could have walked out farther, but I am still too chicken. I am working on it though. I found the greatest spot on the beach. all these big brown smooth rocks jut out of the sand and are climbable. It was truly amazing. I'd take naked pics on them but they are the backyard of a hotel, and while I have no problem with nudity, especially my own, I think the tenents of the hotel might, If I was caught. But If I did it really fast, I might be able to get away with it. I will have to be super careful to pull this off. But I will be a bad ass If I manage to take fully nude pics 25 feet away from a hotel....
Speaking of beaches, I found a bone the time before last when I went to the beach. It was just laying there on the sand, a human vertebrate. Of course I picked it up and kept it. It doesn't feel like It has bad, or negative energy, so I am keeping it. I know it is human because I know what different kind of bones look like, and this thing is way too big to be a dogs. but it sure is rad looking. I am going to make a necklace out of it. It is that awesome looking. I wonder how they died. whether it is male or female. what kind of person they were. I know that it was in the ocean for quite some time. one of the spikes that connects to the rib is broken(probably on a rock in the ocean.), and already smoothed out perfectly by the sea. It's quite a sight. I have been sleeping near it to see if I can gain any insight to it via my dreams.... I'm not really a total freak. I know that some people will be horrified that I not only found a human bone on the beach, but that I actually took it home with me. I just think that the human body is an amazing work of art, and am truly fascinated by it. I was stoked as hell to find that.
well, this is getting really long, and I could dump my brain out here all day, but I have to start doing something productive with my day. even if It's my day off..... some of the people I told were shocked and appalled when I excitedly told them I found a human bone on the beach...... dude, you should see it. that thing is totally amazing.....
have a fabulous day, everyone....
xoxox-Voltaire
- What is your perception of the "ideal" life?
- If you could do anything today, what would it be?
- do you prefer coffee,or tea? What is your favorite coffee roast/kind of tea?
Wednesday: a work day. I went to work, and had a blast. I made okay money, nothing to write home about, but It was fun. at the end of the night I got into a fight with one of the older girls there, and by older I mean that she's 40, and looks it. (I don't know why she still works there) It was over something really stupid. she asked me to turn the music in the lap room up right as I was starting a dance. It was the last dance of the night so I told her no, because believe me at the end of the night I don't give two shits about the music. I care about making a sale. so she flew at me In the dressing room after, and I told her to go get fucked. We almost got into a physical fight. I had taken my shoes off in the middle of the shouting match, and had one of them in my hand, ready to clock her across the face with it. Fortunately It didn't get that far, but I was really pissed. She is just jealous that I made a little money that night, and no one else did, and she almost never does, so she screamed at me for not giving up my last dance, so she could be "into" the music.... fuck her. She can stay jealous, because It is wrong to begrudge me the money that I work very hard for.
Thursday: The quest for the perfect bikini begins, with no luck. I went to every mall in L.A. to find really ugly swimsuits that were cut in really ugly styles. instead, I wound up with a new skirt, a new pair of shoes, a sundress, two tops, and a watch. And I even spent less than 500 bucks. Go me. I rule for being a good shopper.Thursday night I went out to sushi, and god damn, It was absolutely superb. I highly recomend nikko sushi on the west side. their sashimi plate is the bomb.
friday: back to work. I got into it with the same chick; I'll call her "R"... R was going off about how I am this big bitch, and that I am mean to customers; which is bullshit, and how I hustle super hard... Like that's a bad thing. Dude. Really. then she goes off about how I need to treat customers with love and that all my motivations at work should be based in love, and I just laughed out loud right in her face. Yes. I love my job. but for me to love every customer I give a lapdance to, is riddiculous. give me a break. My name is Voltaire, not Jesus. I like giving lapdances because I get paid for them and because I dig the power trip that goes right along with that. It can be euphoric as fuck to turn someone on and then leave them.
Dude, okay. End of rant.... I promise...
Saturday: I went to a backyard party at SG Lauren's house. she seemed nice. I couldn't stay long, so I left at 5 because I had to get ready for work. Work was pretty uneventful. just the same old shit. alot of girls didn't show up that night, because they didn't do that rad the night before. which made it easier for me. I didn't do that great that night, but given how slow it was, I have to admit, that it could have been much worse.
Sunday: A really chill day. I hung out and was lazy all day. nothing too exciting. sunday night I went out. I started at club industry at midnight. what a joke. It was a complete waste of time. the club was dead at midnight. there were only about ten people there, including the SG folks. So basicly, I spent six bucks to park, and walk around in a dead club for ten minutes, cursing myself for not listening to my friends that told me that place is lame. So I decided to jet and told the SG peeps that I was headed over to Boardner's for Electrocution's opening night. It was great. I had a blast. boardner's is such a visualy stimulating club, with so much atmosphere, that I was really stoked to be there on a night that wasn't pretentious like bar sinister. fabulous. I am going again this week.
Monday: the bikini quest continues. But like thursday, No dice, just ugly swimwear that was hot pink. which would look really stupid on me. so I got a new jacket that I love, another pair of shoes, a hat, some new black panties, and went to japanese food for lunch. then We went and picked up SG Cedar, and cotinued our shopping adveture. I got some make up from MAC, and a new purse. and being the great shopper that I am I didn't spend that much money again.
tuesday: I went to the beach with member troublemaker. It was awesome, even though I got a little sunburned. I walked out a long way on the tidal flats. It was very nice to be thirty feet off the sore, and still be only up to my knees in the water.... I could have walked out farther, but I am still too chicken. I am working on it though. I found the greatest spot on the beach. all these big brown smooth rocks jut out of the sand and are climbable. It was truly amazing. I'd take naked pics on them but they are the backyard of a hotel, and while I have no problem with nudity, especially my own, I think the tenents of the hotel might, If I was caught. But If I did it really fast, I might be able to get away with it. I will have to be super careful to pull this off. But I will be a bad ass If I manage to take fully nude pics 25 feet away from a hotel....
Speaking of beaches, I found a bone the time before last when I went to the beach. It was just laying there on the sand, a human vertebrate. Of course I picked it up and kept it. It doesn't feel like It has bad, or negative energy, so I am keeping it. I know it is human because I know what different kind of bones look like, and this thing is way too big to be a dogs. but it sure is rad looking. I am going to make a necklace out of it. It is that awesome looking. I wonder how they died. whether it is male or female. what kind of person they were. I know that it was in the ocean for quite some time. one of the spikes that connects to the rib is broken(probably on a rock in the ocean.), and already smoothed out perfectly by the sea. It's quite a sight. I have been sleeping near it to see if I can gain any insight to it via my dreams.... I'm not really a total freak. I know that some people will be horrified that I not only found a human bone on the beach, but that I actually took it home with me. I just think that the human body is an amazing work of art, and am truly fascinated by it. I was stoked as hell to find that.
well, this is getting really long, and I could dump my brain out here all day, but I have to start doing something productive with my day. even if It's my day off..... some of the people I told were shocked and appalled when I excitedly told them I found a human bone on the beach...... dude, you should see it. that thing is totally amazing.....
have a fabulous day, everyone....
xoxox-Voltaire
- What is your perception of the "ideal" life?
- If you could do anything today, what would it be?
- do you prefer coffee,or tea? What is your favorite coffee roast/kind of tea?
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