Thursday Jun 27, 2002

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GODAMN MY HEAD STILL HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a night . This morning I wondered why I ended up so drunk last night, and then it dawned on me: I forgot to eat yesterday. Usually I can out-drink anyone. then I remembered that you get hang-overs from drinking on empty. I feel like stir fried shit on a stick. I met some really cool dudes last night....Dr_H, Dig Dug, Eric Allen and my sweetie macbastard. Man, that guy is so fucking tall. Really. Were getting married. I'm kinda mad at him though,'cause he asked my dad before he asked me. I guess that was very traditional though.
For those of you that missed the show, (or thoseof you that want to see two incredibly hot chicks from Norway) you can check them out at www.softcoremusic.com. I'll write more later. My body is spent. I'm off to take a nap.
xoxoxoxox- Voltaire
P.S. I've seen both of those ladies in thier only thier panties, (not kidding) and I thought my heart was going to stop.......
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macbastard:
Hey sweet tits...I know you were kidding...I know you woulden't hurt my 'feelers', cause then I would run into walls and all the other cockroaches would laff at me. Your Dad and I made up. I tried to cook him some pasta, but I screwed it all up seeing as Im not as amazing a cook as you are...Actually the word "retarted" comes to mind when I think of my culinary skills. Anyway your pa appreciated the gesture and said it was o.k. if we got married. You can tell your mom thanks for the compliment. Shes a nice lady, but your hair is a bit bluer than hers. I hope its o.k. that were getting married in Scotland. I know of an abby that is abandoned and on its own little island. Only the best for you my sweet. Of course before any of this can take place, I've got to get rid of some people who might oppose our wedding, like your 1500 admiriers...and my illigitmate children. Then and only then can we fumble uncertinaly in the marraige bed. I' ll totally wear my kilt. and I don't mind if you wear your heels. I think women who are taller than me are sexy. Usually because they can kill me but thats another story....

YourboyMac
voltaire:
Thanks sweetheart.

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