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voltaire

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Monday Jun 03, 2002

Jun 3, 2002
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Hmmmmmm... Where did I leave off yesterday?.....
Let's see here...June is going to be incredibly busy for me, as I've got alot going on. I was invited to go-go at Dantes for fetish night again, and that's going to be a blast. The other go-go dancer and I have some really cool ideas. We're going to be doing a bunch of fantasy role-playing skits. No, I'm not talking about Dungeons and Dragons. Geeks beware..... I'm talking about tight black PVC outfits, and quite possibly breaking a wooden spoon over someone's ass.(Is there anyone out there that saw me do that when Fetish Night was still at Berbatti's Pan?)Anyway, if you want to see some cool shit,I believe the piercing troupe Trancsend is performing, and dude, they are really something else. VERY intense. Plus, you'll get to watch me work my ass off all night. It's alot of fun, and Dantes is a great place to get a good drink. Fetish Night is Saturday, June 15th. The best time to show up is 10pm or so. While I'm on the subject of Dantes, There's going to be another SG night soon. I don't know when, but Missy does.......
I entered Union Jack's pole worker's competition. I don't know if I'll win or not. If I do, that would be rad. If not, then I got to watch some rad tricks, and then go practice some more. The competion takes place on Thursday, June 12th. It starts at 8pm. I would be more than grateful if any one came down and supported me. That would be rad.
I'm going to be in L.A. sometime around June 21st-23rd. I'll be there a week. I'm planning on auditioning at Cheetah's and Star Gardens. I want to go to the Burgundy Room, and the Dragonfly.I want to walk on the beach, and see the fucking sun, for god's sake. There's no sun in this state. For real.(for the most part, anyway)
There's an article about me in Exotic magazine's June issue. I think It's supposed to be about SG as a site, but it's not. Summary: He (Flagstone Walker)makes fun of my grammar,(I used a double preposition in one of my journals.)and does'nt understand why I covered myself with tatoos. In fact, he calls me a "tattoo addict". I actually thought that was kinda cute, even though it's not true. He also said ,and I quote:"Every inch of her body came up 7's and 11's with nature's roll of the dice", so, I guess I can excuse his chastising my grammar this one time. Besides, there's a run-on sentence at the end of the article. It's long enough to wrap around my waist three times. Litterally. If you read it out loud, you have to pause for breath halfway through it. In all honesty, Flagstone Walker is a good writer for what he writes. He used to write my favorite article in Exotic; "Zen's Dolls". That article vanished from the magazine about two or three months ago. Oh well.
I'm still eating shit at work. It still sucks. I might have a job at another club just outside of Portland, in Cedar Hills. My friend bartends there, and I've worked with the general manager before. We get along well. I probably won't even have to audition. That would be super bitchen.
Well, I feel like I just completed a short novel. I'm gonna jet out of here, and continue on with my day. I truly hope all is well in everyone's own little universe. Be well. xoxoxoxoxoxoxox- Voltaire

macbastard:
Alas...I have been pushed aside for the likes of Angelina Jolie....GOOD CHOICE!
Jun 4, 2002
voltaire:
I hate Angelina Jolie, and all of those other dumb bitches. You forgot,I'm straight. I dig dicks. Don't know what that was doing there but I promptly changed it.
Jun 5, 2002

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