So tonight at work was pretty fucking lame. I wasn't feeling well when I got there and ended up leaving early.. To make the night worse, get this.
After I get to work, I lounge for a few minutes and sip on a soda. As I stand up and begin to put on my apron. I hear from a few booths over "When are you having your baby??" I look around to see who she's talking to, and sure enough, its me. So I say "excuse me?" in the nicest way possible, and once again she says "are you having a baby?" So one more time, I respond, hoping I misheard her two times in a row. So I repeat her and say "am I having a baby???" so to make it worse, she explains "the way your stomache sticks out, you look pregnant.." It took everything in me not to haul off and punch the nasty ass freeloading whore. But I was just nice enough to say, "No, sorry, I'm just fat. Thanks though."
This is why I fucking hate the service industry.
PS... This show rocks!!
After I get to work, I lounge for a few minutes and sip on a soda. As I stand up and begin to put on my apron. I hear from a few booths over "When are you having your baby??" I look around to see who she's talking to, and sure enough, its me. So I say "excuse me?" in the nicest way possible, and once again she says "are you having a baby?" So one more time, I respond, hoping I misheard her two times in a row. So I repeat her and say "am I having a baby???" so to make it worse, she explains "the way your stomache sticks out, you look pregnant.." It took everything in me not to haul off and punch the nasty ass freeloading whore. But I was just nice enough to say, "No, sorry, I'm just fat. Thanks though."
This is why I fucking hate the service industry.
PS... This show rocks!!
zenlunatic:
you dont look pregnant girl.....fuck that lady......
captspaulding:
If you like Leftover Crack and don't know about 'em...check out Choking Victim. It's essentially the same band, but, they're nucking futz.