A conversation last night between yours truly, who had a little bit too much to drink, Red_Vinyl and her boyfriend, Justin:
ME: Ohmanit'ssohardtogohomeijustwishthiswasallover
J&R: You should come home with us
ME: Nothanksfortheofferbutithinkineedtotakeabreakbeforegettinginvolvedinanythreesomes
J&R: (Pause) Um we just meant you could sleep on our sofa if you needed a place to stay
ME: Darn
ME: Ohmanit'ssohardtogohomeijustwishthiswasallover
J&R: You should come home with us
ME: Nothanksfortheofferbutithinkineedtotakeabreakbeforegettinginvolvedinanythreesomes
J&R: (Pause) Um we just meant you could sleep on our sofa if you needed a place to stay
ME: Darn
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syco13:
very special .. i would leave my fiance in a second to be with her ...
tallboy66:
Well I used to "urban exploring" all the time in Detroit for 5+ years and NOTHING ever happened. Maybe I was just lucky.
