Besides this random fucking douche bag that Ronnie and I tried to take outside and kill, last night fucking rocked. It was our friend's birthday, so we threw her a surprise party. I wasn't going to go.. because the girl... Tamra.. well I get drunk and talk a lot of shit, especially to bitches, and I wasn't sure how she felt about me. But Super-Hot...
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tygertyger:
Man, I applaud you for having the conviction in your ideals to even ask that question.
scopitone6248:
Yeah, you crazy fuck! Ya spilled insane spooge juice all over my journal and requested friendship. I was about to decline but Deck warned me that you would kidnap my future kids and ransom them for cheap Mexican beer if I did.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
scopitone6248:
Fuck YEAH, mutha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
My body hates me. I just keep pushing it further and further in my drunken exploits. Saturday I woke up an hour before work, more hungover than I usually am, trudged to work, then did it all again last night. We were partying at Deckwreck and Knifefight's place. My buddy Andrew got completely obliterated... and then spit beer in my eye. For revenge, I followed...
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deckwreck:
Yeah, I knew that was going to happen.
scopitone6248:
That second scoop is a little light, ain't it? Then again it did just ruin a dozen sedans and mini-vans!
6:10am: I fall asleep to snatch an hour of sleep before I get up before work (I had woke up around 5pm the previous day).
6:15am: I have some crazy fucking dream in which I'm staring at my body, lying in my bed, as evil fuck shits rip out my throat. Blood starts spurting out of the gash left in my throat left by forementioned...
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6:15am: I have some crazy fucking dream in which I'm staring at my body, lying in my bed, as evil fuck shits rip out my throat. Blood starts spurting out of the gash left in my throat left by forementioned...
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After four long hard days of getting pretty fucking hammered every night, I'm finally ready to quit. A cold beer after work doesn't even sound appealing right now (okay, well.. not too appealing).
Nothing all that eventful happend, besides my neighbor fucking my shit up in a beer dousing fight. It started two days ago, when she randomly just dumped a beer on me. I...
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Nothing all that eventful happend, besides my neighbor fucking my shit up in a beer dousing fight. It started two days ago, when she randomly just dumped a beer on me. I...
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deckwreck:
Crazy Beth!
Um, basically, I was going for Megan, but Brandon got there first. And since it's Brandon, and his reasons for sleeping in her room (allergies to cats about as bad as mine: he got no sleep the night before due to asthema) were valid, I didn't feel like pressing the issue with him.
There is always next weekend anyway.
Um, basically, I was going for Megan, but Brandon got there first. And since it's Brandon, and his reasons for sleeping in her room (allergies to cats about as bad as mine: he got no sleep the night before due to asthema) were valid, I didn't feel like pressing the issue with him.
There is always next weekend anyway.
deckwreck:
I'm trying to do without, thank you.
(If I were you, I'd expect a late night call this week
)
(If I were you, I'd expect a late night call this week
)Holy motherfucking hangover Batman!
Jesus.. you could use the pounding in my head to replace a fucking jackhammer. I think this is possibly the most hungover I have ever been. A new personal best if you will.
Last night was pretty cool, got to meet Vanslux and Wyspurr, both of whom rock. Deckwreck was a fucking pussy and only took like one shot with...
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Jesus.. you could use the pounding in my head to replace a fucking jackhammer. I think this is possibly the most hungover I have ever been. A new personal best if you will.
Last night was pretty cool, got to meet Vanslux and Wyspurr, both of whom rock. Deckwreck was a fucking pussy and only took like one shot with...
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deckwreck:
Yeah, she was hot though. And anyway, she wanted none of me; Kyle was the one who got her number.
deckwreck:
Foiled! Boyfriend! Dammit!
I'm sick, I hate the world, fuck you.
I apologize.. the world is better now. I'm home from work.. I have beer.. I have books.. and I have sleeping pills. What a night it will be.
I apologize.. the world is better now. I'm home from work.. I have beer.. I have books.. and I have sleeping pills. What a night it will be.
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tygertyger:
If you ever perfect that process for real, sign me up, dude.
deckwreck:
Dude, invite her to the party!
I told Alex to invite Sam, too. Muhahahhaha!
I told Alex to invite Sam, too. Muhahahhaha!
I think I finally did it. I think I finally partied myself the fuck out. After last night's booze and bud, I'm broken for a while. I ended up smoking because it was my buddies birthday, drinking a little beer, then heading to whirly ball/bar to watch some friend's of ours shake their asses.
I convinced (it really didn't take much) a friend of mine...
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I convinced (it really didn't take much) a friend of mine...
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Everyone needs to read deckwreck's journal, I browned out around 11:30, and we left at 2, so things are a bit hazy.
What I do remember:
I went into drunken monologue mode three times. The first I walk into a room, and just stand there for a second, letting everyone bask in my drunken glory, when I start talking about how hard it is...
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What I do remember:
I went into drunken monologue mode three times. The first I walk into a room, and just stand there for a second, letting everyone bask in my drunken glory, when I start talking about how hard it is...
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deckwreck:
Dude, that keg stand by yourself shit is fucking hilarious.
flux:
I'm going to cry.
suprpkl:
dude that's hot