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Friday Sep 30, 2005

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oops, i seemed to have spilled water down my shirt. hahaha.

nevermind.

so, i've discovered from my post with the picture of alexis and her psfb that girls: a) don't actually poop. never. it's just not something they do b) some of the girls on this site might actually be robots. because robots have no need to poop c) i forget what c was for, but i'm sure it was funny.

hey, come up with a third reason for me.

i had a good few days off work this week. it sucks to have to go back.

i bought the new family guy dvd and haven't stopped laughing. it's so damn funny. go out and get it now!

i don't have a playlist for today because i haven't had the chance to listen to anything but the radio because i've worked all day.

tomorrow might mean watercourse for breakfast. though i might need to try something different this time. or just get 'cheese' cake.

that's all for now. later.


ok, i have an issue. we get a lot of clients that come in and seem to be afraid of words like penis, vulva, vagina. 'yeah, for some reason fido keeps licking near his, you know, his, ummm, thing/business/junk/etc' is it really such a weird thing to say 'his penis' i like to make them uncomfortable by repeating what they just said but will use penis/vagina/vulva instead. i would understand if these were just kids and were nervous, but grown adults should have no problem using these words. hell, i've seen some of the biggest guys scared to death of this. it's funny. lame.


i have lacey to thank for this one.
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surlymike:
Congratulations on getting the clap, my friend. It doesn't happen to just anybody!

Pick-Me-Up's pecan pancakes were part of Gluttony Fest '05 in Chicago. And they were excellent. Seriously, all of my life isn't food and travel. Might seem that way sometimes, though. Thanks for the tip, of course.
Oct 3, 2005
surlymike:
When I saw the SD-NE score, I was amazed. But, really, I probably shouldn't have been. The Pats plugged their holes well last year, but it seems like Duane Starks (among other new guys) has kind of sucked so far.

Every time I go to a Soul Veg location (I've been REALLY lucky in having tried four of them), I ask them when an affiliate is going to open in the West, preferably Seattle. Or, hell, Denver: my brother and his g/f will likely be moving there within a year's time (she is originally from there).
Oct 3, 2005

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