vkeithv

last night i dreamt i was a girl.
and that i was trying to date emmitt smith. not sure why i picked the former dallas cowboys running back (no, i have never seen dancing with the stars) or why i was a girl. nothing sexy happened, just that i was trying to date him. i think.
the wakeup process went like this... wake up. try to remember my dreams from the night before (because last week i was a cop busting a child pornography ring and shooting people) and not really knowing what happened.
sat there, putting things together.... hey, i had a cool dream about dating last night. kind of cute. wait, i don't remember anyone trying to date me, i think it was the other way around.
ummm... maybe it was a gay dream. why the hell was i trying to date emmitt smith? he's not gay. wait, i was a girl. sweet.


oh yeah, for anyone that cares, i'll be in colorado before you know it. just have to get some stuff from work figured out.

oh oh yeah, i can brush my teeth, pee and turn the cold water down (all while taking a shower) at the same time. talk about talent. if i could figure out how to shave during that process, i would be your god.