violetred

lol...so it's not even 10:00 on monday morning and the shit train has already come derailed

it is kind of funny because it doesn't actually involve me.

my boss's boss is in paris with his wife, and this morning out of nowhere, we get a collect call from his college-age son. he's in jail and bail is $3,000.00. this kid is a major fuck-up evidently, who is going to school several hours north of here, and there is no one that can go get him out. my boss, a very nice lady, i might add, has taken it upon herself to drive to ionia and bail his ass out with her personal credit card. this leaves me in the office all alone for most of the day.

yay!


cool stuff never happens on monday.

i fucking love it

EDIT: 11:55 a.m. that very same day:

also...you know you are jealous when my workday has consisted of, thus far:

- going on sg.
- trying not to laugh while having to tell the big guy in europe the unfortunate news over the phone.
- going on sg.
- unhemming some pants that i bought from the thrift store over the weekend. damn things are too short. not to mention that i am wearing these pants while hacking at them with some paper scissors. hilarity ensues.
- getting my (free - petty cash funded) lunch delivered
- smoky break on the balcony.

monday does not get better, unless you are getting a lapdance or sleeping... of course.

so...what are you doing?