I have had some seriously fucked up dreams lately. The first dream happened about two nights ago, I had this dream that this boy that I am dating was really someone else but it was still him, and he had an affair with my mother. That was just weird, my mom in the dream was sooooo in love with him, but she was too embarrassed and ashamed to tell me.
Then me and that boy I am dating, Joseph B.D went roller skating. As we were trying to put on our skates, these people kept chucking roller skates at us and the wheels kept popping off. So that every time I wanted to find skates to put on, the wheels were missing, all while trying to dodge the flying rollerskates. Then I went to this joke store (whatever the hell that is) and while I was in the parking lot there was some shadowed figure throwing fire cracker bombs at us and they were exploding at our feet.
My ex-boyfriend was running around the parking lot too, and he came up to me all excited saying he had found these rare coal diamonds and if we sucked off the rubber black coal there would be this diamond in the middle that would get $1000 more valuable every month. I was all excited and went through the treacherous sucking off the rubber coal. And just as I started to get an aquired taste for this weird rubber coal substance I was sooo excited to have this diamond that would get more and more valuable. Just as I got to the center of the rubber coal, I pulled the diamond out of my mouth and it was nothing but a mouthful of drinking straws(I guess that was a joke from the Joke store). Then me and my ex went on this rampage to steal liquor from peoples garages and sprinkle the alcohol on our chocolate fudge Sundays so that we could eat ice cream and get drunk.
The final part of the dream was me getting fed up with this weird land I was in and I tried to escape in a car with very dirty windows and that was full of junk and garbage. I found out that I was trying to find a hotel or a airport, but I kept getting lost in the streets of Philidelphia (why My subconscious picked that place I have no idea) as I was driving around lost, there were thousands of lbs of clothes blocking the street making it hard to drive as if they were covered with snow, and I wanted to get out and move them but the local zoo had thousands of lions escape that were everywhere. And I was paralyzed from fear to even move in the car cause I could feel the lions breath on me through it....(I think it was my fan while i was sleeping)
Can any of you figure out what the hell this dream means? I would love to hear your interpretation. Isnt it weird how much detail I can remember? And how random everything isI suppose that is to be expected of a dream
Then last night I had this dream, that my friend Reese had a huge crush on me, and in my dream I had a crush on him too. I was all confused because I have boy I am exclusively dating and I really liked the attention that Reese was giving me. We kept almost kissing in my dream and then I would just back off and kind of tease him. Well there was this huge explosion of the pipes in my house and he ran into the bathroom to fix it, and he came running out of the bathroom, naked with a huge 2ft erect dickAnd all I wanted to do was hump the hell out of him.
He kissed me and his face was all scratchy Then we went out side, all of these random people where hanging out in the yard and someone said hey here is this letter from Reese, but really it was from someone else. It was this random love letter, and I was all excited it was from Reese, and I refused to believe that anyone else wrote it. Just about this time, some boy came up to me and was like your Grandma wants to talk to you. I walked over to my Grandmas house, and she told me that she was being stalked and her sharpie puppy had saved her from the intruder Then I decided it was time for me and Reese to get a puppy together.. What the hell does all this mean>?!?!?God, I am weird.
Then me and that boy I am dating, Joseph B.D went roller skating. As we were trying to put on our skates, these people kept chucking roller skates at us and the wheels kept popping off. So that every time I wanted to find skates to put on, the wheels were missing, all while trying to dodge the flying rollerskates. Then I went to this joke store (whatever the hell that is) and while I was in the parking lot there was some shadowed figure throwing fire cracker bombs at us and they were exploding at our feet.
My ex-boyfriend was running around the parking lot too, and he came up to me all excited saying he had found these rare coal diamonds and if we sucked off the rubber black coal there would be this diamond in the middle that would get $1000 more valuable every month. I was all excited and went through the treacherous sucking off the rubber coal. And just as I started to get an aquired taste for this weird rubber coal substance I was sooo excited to have this diamond that would get more and more valuable. Just as I got to the center of the rubber coal, I pulled the diamond out of my mouth and it was nothing but a mouthful of drinking straws(I guess that was a joke from the Joke store). Then me and my ex went on this rampage to steal liquor from peoples garages and sprinkle the alcohol on our chocolate fudge Sundays so that we could eat ice cream and get drunk.
The final part of the dream was me getting fed up with this weird land I was in and I tried to escape in a car with very dirty windows and that was full of junk and garbage. I found out that I was trying to find a hotel or a airport, but I kept getting lost in the streets of Philidelphia (why My subconscious picked that place I have no idea) as I was driving around lost, there were thousands of lbs of clothes blocking the street making it hard to drive as if they were covered with snow, and I wanted to get out and move them but the local zoo had thousands of lions escape that were everywhere. And I was paralyzed from fear to even move in the car cause I could feel the lions breath on me through it....(I think it was my fan while i was sleeping)
Can any of you figure out what the hell this dream means? I would love to hear your interpretation. Isnt it weird how much detail I can remember? And how random everything isI suppose that is to be expected of a dream
Then last night I had this dream, that my friend Reese had a huge crush on me, and in my dream I had a crush on him too. I was all confused because I have boy I am exclusively dating and I really liked the attention that Reese was giving me. We kept almost kissing in my dream and then I would just back off and kind of tease him. Well there was this huge explosion of the pipes in my house and he ran into the bathroom to fix it, and he came running out of the bathroom, naked with a huge 2ft erect dickAnd all I wanted to do was hump the hell out of him.
He kissed me and his face was all scratchy Then we went out side, all of these random people where hanging out in the yard and someone said hey here is this letter from Reese, but really it was from someone else. It was this random love letter, and I was all excited it was from Reese, and I refused to believe that anyone else wrote it. Just about this time, some boy came up to me and was like your Grandma wants to talk to you. I walked over to my Grandmas house, and she told me that she was being stalked and her sharpie puppy had saved her from the intruder Then I decided it was time for me and Reese to get a puppy together.. What the hell does all this mean>?!?!?God, I am weird.
-one of your many sluts