So I am back from Turkey day with the mom's.... Man I met the CRAZIEST people on the train. The first guy I met on the way up there was a bible thumping christian.. I told him that I wasn't good enough to be a christian because I was a porn star, and that I would rather have fun and get naked for money than to go to heaven... cause so far hell is a lot more fun. He told me that I should know that someone will be praying for me, and that it prolly won't be him because he doesn't want to sit around and think about me all day. And I can't tell if that means i make him think sinfully naughty thoughts ..or if he is just too sad that I'm such a waste in his eyes. Whelp I had great debates with him and got free food cause he bought me lunch so i was stokked.
The other thing that was really fucked up about him, was that he was a 23 year old virgin (which is fine) but the fucked up part was that he refuses to date girls, he wants to find the girl he wants to marry and hang out with her parents for four months and see if they approve of him. Then he is gonna ask her to marry him, then they will get married and then he will 'date' her. That way he won't be tempted to have sex b4 marriage. I was like OMFG.. it was ridiculous. He made me feel sooo weird about everything because he was so brainwashed.
Then I met this 50 year old guy, i told him what i did for a living and he thought that was the greatest thing ever. He said he thought i was cool i was doing something fun and what i wanted and that it was fucked up that women are so sexually repressed in society and how that was bullshit and how it was cool i was profiting in my adventures of being an internet dominatrix. Then he told me about how earlier in the train ride he had met a woman got her drunk and then they fucked for two hours before she got off at her stop. So needless to say I went from virgin christian psycho, to middle aged mid life crisis train slut in one train ride to Seattle! It was great.
On the way home, I sat next to this girl who was awesome. She was my age, grew up in a town that was 5 min from where i grew up, knew a lot of the same people, and is now attending the same University as me. We became close friends quick. She was very awesome... a sexually free, health nut, who has had more health episodes than i have ever heard someone her age have. She got in a car wreck 6 years ago and broke 26 bones in her body, including her back, she has beautiful scars all over her body, was revived 3x from the dead. She was in a coma for two weeks from this accident and is now in pain everyday but almost back to normal...
people are so cool. I think I could write a book just about the crazy ass people i meet on the train.. it's nuts!
The other thing that was really fucked up about him, was that he was a 23 year old virgin (which is fine) but the fucked up part was that he refuses to date girls, he wants to find the girl he wants to marry and hang out with her parents for four months and see if they approve of him. Then he is gonna ask her to marry him, then they will get married and then he will 'date' her. That way he won't be tempted to have sex b4 marriage. I was like OMFG.. it was ridiculous. He made me feel sooo weird about everything because he was so brainwashed.
Then I met this 50 year old guy, i told him what i did for a living and he thought that was the greatest thing ever. He said he thought i was cool i was doing something fun and what i wanted and that it was fucked up that women are so sexually repressed in society and how that was bullshit and how it was cool i was profiting in my adventures of being an internet dominatrix. Then he told me about how earlier in the train ride he had met a woman got her drunk and then they fucked for two hours before she got off at her stop. So needless to say I went from virgin christian psycho, to middle aged mid life crisis train slut in one train ride to Seattle! It was great.
On the way home, I sat next to this girl who was awesome. She was my age, grew up in a town that was 5 min from where i grew up, knew a lot of the same people, and is now attending the same University as me. We became close friends quick. She was very awesome... a sexually free, health nut, who has had more health episodes than i have ever heard someone her age have. She got in a car wreck 6 years ago and broke 26 bones in her body, including her back, she has beautiful scars all over her body, was revived 3x from the dead. She was in a coma for two weeks from this accident and is now in pain everyday but almost back to normal...
people are so cool. I think I could write a book just about the crazy ass people i meet on the train.. it's nuts!
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You should compile your menagerie of train weirdo's in soome kind of journal form . You could call it " Track Whacko's " or " Severe Train Damage " or something goofy like that . I would SOOOOO read that .
Violet, sounds like you had fun, I love the train, once went back to NY on it, fricken crazy 3 days and my ass and back sooo hurt..but the characters..best way to travel.. Hope your enjoying the journey