I found myself some sex.... ! Yay~ hahah the funny part is, he is a fucking Male stripper, and a pre med student... Yes it's the cliche, stripping his way to med school bit. He actually looks a lot like Vin Diesel... but sexier... Still not really my type, but i'm up for a new flavor of the week.. And lord knows if he is a male stripper, he's got to have the hip gyrations down! And he did.
I chose him as a prime canidate, in a moment of horny search through my cell phone book. I had hung out with him three months ago, and we hit it off pretty well, as far as being friends. So I got horny, without the birthday sex coming through...and who do I call?
Mr. Beefy Sex (he should really have a delivery services, he would make bank..)
Finally, it's been two weeks since i had any sex at all, until tonight. And it was shock and awe i think. I shocked and awed him...and then i left. hahaa
It's hard being single ya know... I am completely happy being single, as long as i have sex. It doesn't really matter from who, they just have to be :
1) hot (and i'm pretty fucking picky)
2) a friend or at least known more than one day
3) a substantially large penis, although small penises are fun because I know I will never get emotionally attached to them.... I honestly think small penises shouldn't even be added to the LIST.
4) WIlling to wear a condom at all times
5) They have to let sex be MY idea, or i don't wanna do it.
Its always fun to find someone to share an intimate moment with, and the after it's over and they want to cuddle... I have gotten in the habit of saying "ummm i hope your not gonna be offended, but i'm going home... I just can't sleep as well, not being in my bed." The look on their face is priceless...It reminds me a little bit of Eddie Murphy in boomerang! when robin ggibons leaves him all naked in bed, after sex...
I just don't think girls do this very often.
Sometimes i feel like a boy, (or samantha from sex and the city) I can just get away with it easier... If a boy left me like I do after sex, i would probably be furious. But since it's my idea, i love it! hahahaha. I feel empowered, rejuvenated and i know i'll sleep just like a baby.. And the guy is probably wondering... Why didn't she want to stay?
My answer? It's because you suck and that's sad.
You might be a hot piece of meat, but you want me to actually stay in your bed all night? Smell your morning breath, and try to beat you off of me, if you get the wild notion that I would actually want morning sex. I like morning sex sometimes but that is more for a boyfriend, cause then i'll put with things like stinky breath in the name of love.
I think that the only time the cuddling and staying the night would apply, is if the guy was a really close friend, and i actually cared about it him.
Oh and if i really really really like a boy, I'll make him wait for sex for a long time. I prefer two weeks to a month... Just because I don't want to be having sex with someone i actually want something more with. I have to figure out if they like me enough first, before they deserve the sexin... Otherwise it's a recipe for unrequited love~!
This is the kind of girl going on tour made me! I used to only have sex with boyfriends, but since I'm single a lot, it made me CONSTANTLY sexually frusterated. I'm sick of the double standard of it being ok for guys to have lots of emotionally unattached sex, but it's harder/and not as widely accepted for women.
But i love it! I just learned that sex is a natural, wonderful thing, and instead of being ashamed of wanting it, or ashamed after having it...without it being a boyfriend. I Have decided to become a vixen, and own my sexuality. If i want sex, I ask for it. I don't give into it. That way i wake up in the morning with a smile on my face and I don't care if I ever talk to them again.
I chose him as a prime canidate, in a moment of horny search through my cell phone book. I had hung out with him three months ago, and we hit it off pretty well, as far as being friends. So I got horny, without the birthday sex coming through...and who do I call?
Mr. Beefy Sex (he should really have a delivery services, he would make bank..)
Finally, it's been two weeks since i had any sex at all, until tonight. And it was shock and awe i think. I shocked and awed him...and then i left. hahaa
It's hard being single ya know... I am completely happy being single, as long as i have sex. It doesn't really matter from who, they just have to be :
1) hot (and i'm pretty fucking picky)
2) a friend or at least known more than one day
3) a substantially large penis, although small penises are fun because I know I will never get emotionally attached to them.... I honestly think small penises shouldn't even be added to the LIST.
4) WIlling to wear a condom at all times
5) They have to let sex be MY idea, or i don't wanna do it.
Its always fun to find someone to share an intimate moment with, and the after it's over and they want to cuddle... I have gotten in the habit of saying "ummm i hope your not gonna be offended, but i'm going home... I just can't sleep as well, not being in my bed." The look on their face is priceless...It reminds me a little bit of Eddie Murphy in boomerang! when robin ggibons leaves him all naked in bed, after sex...
I just don't think girls do this very often.
Sometimes i feel like a boy, (or samantha from sex and the city) I can just get away with it easier... If a boy left me like I do after sex, i would probably be furious. But since it's my idea, i love it! hahahaha. I feel empowered, rejuvenated and i know i'll sleep just like a baby.. And the guy is probably wondering... Why didn't she want to stay?
My answer? It's because you suck and that's sad.
You might be a hot piece of meat, but you want me to actually stay in your bed all night? Smell your morning breath, and try to beat you off of me, if you get the wild notion that I would actually want morning sex. I like morning sex sometimes but that is more for a boyfriend, cause then i'll put with things like stinky breath in the name of love.
I think that the only time the cuddling and staying the night would apply, is if the guy was a really close friend, and i actually cared about it him.
Oh and if i really really really like a boy, I'll make him wait for sex for a long time. I prefer two weeks to a month... Just because I don't want to be having sex with someone i actually want something more with. I have to figure out if they like me enough first, before they deserve the sexin... Otherwise it's a recipe for unrequited love~!
This is the kind of girl going on tour made me! I used to only have sex with boyfriends, but since I'm single a lot, it made me CONSTANTLY sexually frusterated. I'm sick of the double standard of it being ok for guys to have lots of emotionally unattached sex, but it's harder/and not as widely accepted for women.
But i love it! I just learned that sex is a natural, wonderful thing, and instead of being ashamed of wanting it, or ashamed after having it...without it being a boyfriend. I Have decided to become a vixen, and own my sexuality. If i want sex, I ask for it. I don't give into it. That way i wake up in the morning with a smile on my face and I don't care if I ever talk to them again.
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nashpatrick:
Damn, vixen! (That sounds so hot) 
mick3:
Hello? Yes, hi - I was interested in attending this seminar I read about on SG. Some sort of physical empowerment program, or... I'm not sure of the title. If you could forward me the specifics please... most apprecited, thanks!
Hello? Yes, hi - I was interested in attending this seminar I read about on SG. Some sort of physical empowerment program, or... I'm not sure of the title. If you could forward me the specifics please... most apprecited, thanks!