My Secrets to a Happy and Productive Life
By Miss Violet Suicide
1) Procastination is the root of all evil,.
2) When you are wrong, if you can admit it and change your ways it can save your friendships and make you a better person
3) Loving yourself first is the most important person to love, because if you don't love yourself, how can you expect anyone else to?
4) You always find what you are looking for when you are not looking, because if you are looking for it, you will create something from nothing, based only upon a fantasy... If you aren't looking for anything, someone so great will have to come along and catch your attention and make you start looking.
5) Boyfriends come and go, but friends are forever.
6) Everything in moderation is the key.
7) If you love someone, wait for love to grow in their heart, if it does not, be content that it grew in yours.
8) The key to being happy is eliminating the elements that weigh you down.
9) Always treat someone the way you want to be treated otherwise karma will bite you in the ass.
10) Making fun of people is not cool, but making fun of midgets is totally acceptable
jk!
11) Money is not the key to happiness, it can also be the root of evil.
12) Sex is always better with someone who loves you.
13) Don't give your heart to people who don't deserve you.. because you maybe missing out on opportunities with people who do.
14) If you don't love what you are doing at least 75% of the time, maybe you need to get a new life or a new job.
15) The best way to kiss someone is not stick your tongue down there throat...soft lip kisses are never gross or slimy...
16) Wake up everyday thankful that you aren't wrinkly and old yet. But don't dwell on the fact that you will be someday...
17) Hugs are way better than drugs
18) Do what you need to do, not what someone else thinks you should do.
19) Confidence is sexy, concietedness is only a compensation for something lacking.
20) If making memories is the point of life, why spend life making your memories fuzzy??...
21) Once you admit pooping is fun, you will enjoy it more.
22) The best way to have an orgasm is to relax and not think about it too much.
23) Masturbation is a key survival technique, when sex is not available. There is absolutely no reason to not fuck yourself as much as possible..
24) Respect yourself and the rest will follow.
25) Farts can be cute if you giggle afterwards like you just did something naughty.
26) Accepting the fact that people are human and have faults is one thing, but compensating your happiness for their faults is unacceptable.
27) Being alone is an important part of life! Don't forget to hang out with yourself sometimes and maybe you will figure out that you are your own best friend. (And in turn, you willl never forget who you are)
28) The best way to find your soul mate, is to be the person you are looking for. (and to stop looking)
29) Take care of your body cause it's the only one you got! (and yes that toothless drunk lady on the street may have once been as cute as you are)
30) The best way to figure out the meaning of life is to figure out what your life means to you.
By Miss Violet Suicide
1) Procastination is the root of all evil,.
2) When you are wrong, if you can admit it and change your ways it can save your friendships and make you a better person
3) Loving yourself first is the most important person to love, because if you don't love yourself, how can you expect anyone else to?
4) You always find what you are looking for when you are not looking, because if you are looking for it, you will create something from nothing, based only upon a fantasy... If you aren't looking for anything, someone so great will have to come along and catch your attention and make you start looking.
5) Boyfriends come and go, but friends are forever.
6) Everything in moderation is the key.
7) If you love someone, wait for love to grow in their heart, if it does not, be content that it grew in yours.
8) The key to being happy is eliminating the elements that weigh you down.
9) Always treat someone the way you want to be treated otherwise karma will bite you in the ass.
10) Making fun of people is not cool, but making fun of midgets is totally acceptable
jk!
11) Money is not the key to happiness, it can also be the root of evil.
12) Sex is always better with someone who loves you.
13) Don't give your heart to people who don't deserve you.. because you maybe missing out on opportunities with people who do.
14) If you don't love what you are doing at least 75% of the time, maybe you need to get a new life or a new job.
15) The best way to kiss someone is not stick your tongue down there throat...soft lip kisses are never gross or slimy...
16) Wake up everyday thankful that you aren't wrinkly and old yet. But don't dwell on the fact that you will be someday...
17) Hugs are way better than drugs
18) Do what you need to do, not what someone else thinks you should do.
19) Confidence is sexy, concietedness is only a compensation for something lacking.
20) If making memories is the point of life, why spend life making your memories fuzzy??...
21) Once you admit pooping is fun, you will enjoy it more.
22) The best way to have an orgasm is to relax and not think about it too much.
23) Masturbation is a key survival technique, when sex is not available. There is absolutely no reason to not fuck yourself as much as possible..
24) Respect yourself and the rest will follow.
25) Farts can be cute if you giggle afterwards like you just did something naughty.
26) Accepting the fact that people are human and have faults is one thing, but compensating your happiness for their faults is unacceptable.
27) Being alone is an important part of life! Don't forget to hang out with yourself sometimes and maybe you will figure out that you are your own best friend. (And in turn, you willl never forget who you are)
28) The best way to find your soul mate, is to be the person you are looking for. (and to stop looking)
29) Take care of your body cause it's the only one you got! (and yes that toothless drunk lady on the street may have once been as cute as you are)
30) The best way to figure out the meaning of life is to figure out what your life means to you.
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the_o_man:
Very good!! You are a very wise woman. So should team up up with Deepak Chopra and write a book.
drzaius_:
Move over Dr Phil 