there is nothing better than giving a suprise vist of unexpected morning sex from yer own personally created male prostitute and then paying him in ham and crossients with lots' o cheese...good conversation ... and explody orgasms from coconut flavored lube and a killer flaming geyeser creating hand jobs,
Tomorrow: national sex day. Fuck boy toy's brains out. I'm taking advantage of this self pro-claimed holiday.
Tonight: fell in love with a cute skater boy at the bar, was too shy to talk to him. Wore an axl rose shirt and made everyone talk about it.
Yesterday: Morrisey Mayhem and hot chick bands playing, Moby impersonators, kickin it with ex boyfriend and bitched him out for being such a prick to me sometimes.
Famous quote of the day: Suck me Beautiful.
Favorite part of the day: Making someone very horny.
Favorite sexual position of the day: Fabricated bullshit: hanging like a monkey fucking a banana from the branch of a large tree. hehehe. Truth: anything with hot b.
Tomorrow: national sex day. Fuck boy toy's brains out. I'm taking advantage of this self pro-claimed holiday.
Tonight: fell in love with a cute skater boy at the bar, was too shy to talk to him. Wore an axl rose shirt and made everyone talk about it.
Yesterday: Morrisey Mayhem and hot chick bands playing, Moby impersonators, kickin it with ex boyfriend and bitched him out for being such a prick to me sometimes.
Famous quote of the day: Suck me Beautiful.
Favorite part of the day: Making someone very horny.
Favorite sexual position of the day: Fabricated bullshit: hanging like a monkey fucking a banana from the branch of a large tree. hehehe. Truth: anything with hot b.
methoxy2:
hmmm...perhaps I need to create my own male prostitute, then...I feel like I'm missing out!