My allergies are kickin, all my friends snore when they are drunk, I have 3 bouquets of flowers from 3 different people, I got like no sleep, there is a half empty bottle of zardetto next to my bed, I can't breathe, and I think Karla wants to ride me like a mountain bike.
And I'm doin it all again today. In 4 hours.
I...
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And I'm doin it all again today. In 4 hours.
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two_d:
3 bouquets of flowers? your becoming quite the pimp girl 
user304975207:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I guess I'm just gonna let it go for now...
But I still want my wife. /conniption
But I still want my wife. /conniption
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superscott:
i'll let you let something go.......
deathhippie:
Sorry everything is sucking right now. If I did not live so far away I would offer you daily hugs. Guess this raincheck will have to do..
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Rain Check for 1 night of free hugs
redeemable any time with prior notice.
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Guess this raincheck will have to do..
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Rain Check for 1 night of free hugs
redeemable any time with prior notice.
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I have nothing to report. I spent last night bawling my eyes out because I am a stupid bitch. I spent this morning talking to my psychic, and then I went to lunch with Tami and my sister. Now I am home and I feel weird.
Supposedly I am going to see fuckhole on Sunday to get my stuff. I do not know what is...
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Supposedly I am going to see fuckhole on Sunday to get my stuff. I do not know what is...
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doll_:
i soooooo totally agree with kelly... im really worried about all of this saturday business... 
deathhippie:
If you don't think you should see him go with your instinics and don't see him. X's can be crazy.
I've decided that my "date" did not count considering I was a) drunk, b) out with a douchebag, and c) ended up crying. In fact, I am just going to pretend I never went out at all. Where was I instead? I was taking a bath, reading my book, and sleeping. Yes.
I called Derek this morning after I got off work and left him...
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I called Derek this morning after I got off work and left him...
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jerry1507:
just thank you very much!! 
100xproofxwoman:
tell you about me? hm . . my name is Joanna and i am pretty much amazing 
Dating is weird. I don't think I'm cut out for it.
As many of you may or may NOT know, I have never been on an "actual" date. The majority of my relationships start in the bar and end in the bar. I go out, get drunk, meet some poor hapless fool, and we start drunkenly dating. Eventually one of us sobers up and it...
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As many of you may or may NOT know, I have never been on an "actual" date. The majority of my relationships start in the bar and end in the bar. I go out, get drunk, meet some poor hapless fool, and we start drunkenly dating. Eventually one of us sobers up and it...
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lores:
Hah - I did exactly that this week! I went on a date, got drunk, and now I'm in some kind of pseudo-relationship with someone I hardly know!
I gotta keep it going for a bit tho' - she has a hot tub.
I gotta keep it going for a bit tho' - she has a hot tub.
yuriel:
hey im sorry i was such an ass man i feel sore and tired lately and it shows no signs of abating.
and that cacation iw as so lookoingforward to them taking hell im not allowed to leave hte house and theyre likely to call me to make sure im not drinking. how much trouble can i get if im upstairs on the computer or playing hte ps2 anyways hah. oh well
i hope things are working out for you and little miss brooke she sreally cool too
i need to apologixe to her too.
and that cacation iw as so lookoingforward to them taking hell im not allowed to leave hte house and theyre likely to call me to make sure im not drinking. how much trouble can i get if im upstairs on the computer or playing hte ps2 anyways hah. oh well
i hope things are working out for you and little miss brooke she sreally cool too
i need to apologixe to her too.
I am turning into a goddamn cuddle slut.
P.S. Apparently I have a date tonight. Jesus god the things I get myself into.
And P.P.S. FUCK BEER PONG.
P.S. Apparently I have a date tonight. Jesus god the things I get myself into.
And P.P.S. FUCK BEER PONG.
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emiwat:
i want to play beer pong and be your cuddle slut!!
yeknomyknuf:
There's nothing wrong with cuddling, it's not the cuddling that makes babies! 
How was your date pretty lady? Lots of cuddling maybe? 
*hugs* thanks for your ever kind comments
How was your date pretty lady? Lots of cuddling maybe? *hugs* thanks for your ever kind commentsLast night I got my stripper tattoo worked on. It is still a stripper tattoo which I am sad about, but at least it is now a good one. My tattoo artist is the shit.
Also figured out my next piece, and I do believe I will be doubly sleeved by the end of the year.
I need to grow more arms so I can...
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Also figured out my next piece, and I do believe I will be doubly sleeved by the end of the year.
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two_d:
that shirt is pretty cool
trinkie:
haha i want that shirt!... but how much are they?
I am beginning to love weekends.
Why, you ask?
Because it seems everytime I go out now I run into old friends that want to hang out, hot boys that want to make out, and a lot of fucking booze.
Last night's short version as follows:
Go to friend's going away party. Drink a bunch of tall can Steel Reserves. (hey i am a classy...
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Why, you ask?
Because it seems everytime I go out now I run into old friends that want to hang out, hot boys that want to make out, and a lot of fucking booze.
Last night's short version as follows:
Go to friend's going away party. Drink a bunch of tall can Steel Reserves. (hey i am a classy...
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garbage19:
no dude thats gelvis
bleeder:
Thank you so very much. Sounds like you are doing pretty well yourself.
For personal reasons not having to do with fact that I drink, I will be attending an Al-Anon meeting tomorrow.
I need some peace as I feel like shit emotionally.
And in fact, I think I might throw up. The end.
I need some peace as I feel like shit emotionally.
And in fact, I think I might throw up. The end.
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nilloh:
i hope things work out for you. ...it's hard to let go of certain situations at times......okay I'm going to stop before i start rambling....oh and uh I guess hi as well seen how I've never talked to you
My wife is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. Without her I would be a fucking wreck. Hell, I AM a wreck and she saves me from being an even bigger one. I am fucking blessed to have her in my life and I love her more than she could possibly imagine. Because of her I have someone I can trust, love,...
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thescottness:
awe... thatsh sho shweet!
hope you're doin' alright punk.
*hugs*
hope you're doin' alright punk.
*hugs*