violently

I have been drinking like a pirate in my backyard lately and it is awesome. This pussy, I mean, my friend Brian, came over and got drunk with me and my best friend Mike D and it was pretty cool. Except all 900 of his underage bitches kept calling him all night. He is SO lame.

"I just want someone to fuck around with..."

Uh dude, she's 18 and she just moved to Dallas and now she's gonna fly you out. You don't think she is taking this just a little more seriously than you??

"Oh I guess you have a point. Oh well whatever."

/shoots self in face

He is so going to make this girl cry, I know it. I hate guys like that. Oh sure ,you can fuck em and whatnot, but once they get attached after you play like you ARE interested in more you leave em wondering what the fuck happened. And then you bitch that girls get too attached to you. Don't walk the walk and talk the talk if you're not serious and it won't happen! Dumbass.

Whatever.

Anyway he stayed over last night which was sorta nice, I don't like sleeping alone and it's so comforting when you can throw your arm over someone while you're half awake. And it also helps that there is NO attraction whatsoever so it's a totally platonic thing. I wish I could rent out a good looking guy that I could cuddle while I slept all the time. For serious.

I so want to go back to bed.