...He gave me a good luck elephant. 
I am a plethora of emotions. Does this mean he is the one?! Haha. I am so superstitious.
Today is Garbage's birthday, everyone go tell him happy day and buy him booze and pain pills. Morphine and vicodin donations are especially accepted, and if you can't get them to him, I will be more than happy to...
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I am a plethora of emotions. Does this mean he is the one?! Haha. I am so superstitious.
Today is Garbage's birthday, everyone go tell him happy day and buy him booze and pain pills. Morphine and vicodin donations are especially accepted, and if you can't get them to him, I will be more than happy to...
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What in gods name is going on? Is there an update that I don't know about? <--cryptic, Brookie knows.
Kitty is fine btw. I spent $80 to find out she has fleas.
Nothing I didn't know before. Heh.
One of my intarweb friends is mailing me some arnica. Apparently once you take it (its for sprains and such) you are able to work out and...
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Kitty is fine btw. I spent $80 to find out she has fleas.
Nothing I didn't know before. Heh.
One of my intarweb friends is mailing me some arnica. Apparently once you take it (its for sprains and such) you are able to work out and...
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user304975207:
Its insane how much vets charge you to tell you something you know. Much like people doctors. It cost me over $100 for them to tell me my doggy had fleas and for a flea bath. Insane I say.
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Better fleas than scabies. Them bitches are impossible to get rid of, and they eat your peg leg 
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And I was totally worried for nothing. The end 
My ankle hurts worse today, go figure. And I just woke up from a somewhat disturbing yet sexy, very bloody and gorefilled demonic dream that ended with humping in the front seat of a car in a parking lot. Oh, and there was cake too. A grocery store and lots of cake. And a bag of...
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My ankle hurts worse today, go figure. And I just woke up from a somewhat disturbing yet sexy, very bloody and gorefilled demonic dream that ended with humping in the front seat of a car in a parking lot.
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oh noooo poor kitty!
worried for nothing? good. i was gonna ask.
worried for nothing? good. i was gonna ask.
thescottness:
huh... milk you say...
Coco Puffs are an instrument of the Devil. Pure and unbridled evil I tell you. Best to steer clear of such a thing, lest you succumb to temptation. For once you tast the sweet sweet puffed wheat spheres you'll be in the grasp of Satan for all eternity.... damn those things are evil.
hope the kitty's ok.
Coco Puffs are an instrument of the Devil. Pure and unbridled evil I tell you. Best to steer clear of such a thing, lest you succumb to temptation. For once you tast the sweet sweet puffed wheat spheres you'll be in the grasp of Satan for all eternity.... damn those things are evil.
hope the kitty's ok.
i was afraid to bring up what i heard, but i knew that if i didn't i would start acting all weird and that would fuck things up. even though possibly bringing up what i heard could fuck things up too.
i brought it up. i didn't exactly get the reassurance i would like to hear, but i got what i can expect from someone...
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garbage19:
didnt see any cats or old people on the way home. 
im happy for you, its seems like at a time when it would be easy for you to let your head run away from you, you're doing a pretty good job of keeping things in perspective. thanks again for tonight.
im happy for you, its seems like at a time when it would be easy for you to let your head run away from you, you're doing a pretty good job of keeping things in perspective. thanks again for tonight.
deathhippie:
I believe we should always question the things we wish to know. Yes, that means I ask a shit load of questions, but I also try to always remember the answer, so at least they are different all the time. 
Without information you can not make positive choices for your self in the future, don't feel bad for asking, just use the information the best you can.
Have a good tomorrow.
Without information you can not make positive choices for your self in the future, don't feel bad for asking, just use the information the best you can.
Have a good tomorrow.
I lost 4 pounds in a deluge of blood and shit! Good morning, by the way.
I bet you guys love hearing about my period and pooping and all that good stuff. What can I say, I am a classy broad.
Still can't work out as I am still rocking the tard boot, but I can't eat for the life of me (go go gadget...
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I bet you guys love hearing about my period and pooping and all that good stuff. What can I say, I am a classy broad.
Still can't work out as I am still rocking the tard boot, but I can't eat for the life of me (go go gadget...
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resq03:
Sick!! 
everytimeibry:
Very nice to meet you as well!
It's always good to meet people with all of their teeth!
It's always good to meet people with all of their teeth!
Damn, me n Garbage went out last night and drank a shitload of beer and margaritas and ate like a million vicodin. We went to some bar called the Chumbucket or something like that and someone yacked on the floor. It was awesome.
Everyone, you need to hang out with Adam. He kicks ass.
For some reason I am completely awake at 7:30 a.m. Strange....
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Everyone, you need to hang out with Adam. He kicks ass.
For some reason I am completely awake at 7:30 a.m. Strange....
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bettie1950:
Vicodin gives me strange dreams as well. And it definetely prevents me from being awake at 7:30am on a Saturday.
Hope your ankle gets better soon!
Hope your ankle gets better soon!
garbage19:
dude im down for the drinking and vicodin idea. im in a really shitty mood here at work. somebody has stolen the extra playstation i keep at my desk and one of my games and to top it off i forgot my pills in the car and i didnt drive today. i have a feeling that im going to be drunk pretty much all week. i would be down for this weekend except im going to be at coachella from friday until late sunday night. i really want to hit somebody. cunt-face is gone at the end of the month. alright im going to go be angry, at least i have the puke at the chum-bucket to cheer me up. oh, by the way, people under the stairs rocks. and i think my cousin dated the chick in it for a while in high school.
i have a feeling that im going to be drunk pretty much all week. i would be down for this weekend except im going to be at coachella from friday until late sunday night. i really want to hit somebody. cunt-face is gone at the end of the month. alright im going to go be angry, at least i have the puke at the chum-bucket to cheer me up. oh, by the way, people under the stairs rocks. and i think my cousin dated the chick in it for a while in high school.Good lord, the new girl for today is HOT.
Last night I dreamed about Africa, and running through the jungle away from this giant pig that was chasing me and my 2 gfs. Then it turned into a lesbian threesome in some tropical pool. Everyone was in black shiny string bikinis and we were rubbing each other down with sunscreen, and lets just say I...
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Last night I dreamed about Africa, and running through the jungle away from this giant pig that was chasing me and my 2 gfs. Then it turned into a lesbian threesome in some tropical pool. Everyone was in black shiny string bikinis and we were rubbing each other down with sunscreen, and lets just say I...
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conqueringking:
I got to move...and I'm going to a wedding...Oh, I'm going to use my dream book on your dreams...
kalamity:
i have sex dreams about the same sex alot...wonder what that means? i know it's not actually about the sex...i popped on here to tell you winston is by far a much cuter cat than porkchop....
Tore a bunch of ligaments in my ankle. I am wearing a big ol robocop boot and I can't work out for like 2 weeks.
Oh, and somehow I managed to put on 4 pounds today. TODAY. BEFORE THE BOOT.
Oh pms how I love thee.
I want a hug and a kiss, and some cheesecake that won't make me fat. Nick's busy tonight and...
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Oh, and somehow I managed to put on 4 pounds today. TODAY. BEFORE THE BOOT.
Oh pms how I love thee.
I want a hug and a kiss, and some cheesecake that won't make me fat. Nick's busy tonight and...
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resq03:
MMMMmm, ever wonder how much the boot weighs?!?
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[Edited on Apr 21, 2005 10:15PM]
artslut:
Gimps always make me hot 
YES! I love spongebob, i embarrassed to say that I own two spongebob dvds
how far away is simi valley from Orange County?
o, and......I WANT YOUR FUCKIN DOG!
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YES! I love spongebob, i embarrassed to say that I own two spongebob dvds
how far away is simi valley from Orange County?
o, and......I WANT YOUR FUCKIN DOG!
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My right ankle is 2 times the size of my other ankle. (I tripped and rolled my ankle during a run while training a new client. That looked really good.) But yeah, I can't walk. This is bad. This is really fucking bad. I have no idea how I am going to train my clients, let alone train myself.
I had some weird dream about...
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tadzi:
ummm. lemme see...good stuff.
oh, i am official for the east coast camping thing now, so thats kinda cool.
oh, i am official for the east coast camping thing now, so thats kinda cool.
conqueringking:
Anger Management class with a sprained ankle...talking about an explosion waiting to happen..... I recommend rubbing some aspricream on it, putting ice on it, and wrapping it if you have to walk on it.
I got to yell at this annoying chick who works with me. It felt great..she had it coming for awhile. Now she is trying the silent treatment on me... Considering I'm enjoying the blessed silence. I'm considering making a habit of it once a week.
I got to yell at this annoying chick who works with me. It felt great..she had it coming for awhile. Now she is trying the silent treatment on me...
Considering I'm enjoying the blessed silence. I'm considering making a habit of it once a week.I want cheesy gooey nachos with guacamole and sour cream, carne asada with lime, margaritas, and flan.
I hate pms.
I also hate when people say "holluh" or "holla" or any variation of that word that makes whoever is saying it sound like a fucking tard wrangler anytime it's uttered. You are not Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz. You are not Jay-Z. You are...
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I hate pms.
I also hate when people say "holluh" or "holla" or any variation of that word that makes whoever is saying it sound like a fucking tard wrangler anytime it's uttered. You are not Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz. You are not Jay-Z. You are...
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timtoxic:
Holla, fuck yea! Holla! 
deathhippie:
That is as bad as hellah.. Man that was Hellah cool.
Man, I want to be the shit out of those people.
Man, I want to be the shit out of those people.
Guess who is walking like they rode a horse all weekend?
Nick got back from the desert in one piece, pancreas still functioning, and he brought me a bouquet of flowers that he picked from the desert. I was blown away. No one has ever brought me flowers for no reason, let alone flowers they picked, let alone flowers they picked when they were surrounded...
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Nick got back from the desert in one piece, pancreas still functioning, and he brought me a bouquet of flowers that he picked from the desert. I was blown away. No one has ever brought me flowers for no reason, let alone flowers they picked, let alone flowers they picked when they were surrounded...
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korbendallas:
Hey your walking funny, and I hurt my wrist.......i've....... said to much.. 
thescottness:
I know... it only started happening after my brother got engaged and found jesus or something. He's converting to Catholicism. Now he thinks my life is a waste because I chose a different path.
Now he keeps telling me I should settle down with someone and shit. Very strange.
Now he keeps telling me I should settle down with someone and shit. Very strange.
Sooo much energy, I have no idea where it's coming from.
Kickboxing this morning, and I'm gonna go back tonight for round 2. I wish I could teach all damn day. I would so much rather teach 6 classes than train 6 people although I do love training people. It's just that I get a workout too. After the first hour I want to keep...
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Kickboxing this morning, and I'm gonna go back tonight for round 2. I wish I could teach all damn day. I would so much rather teach 6 classes than train 6 people although I do love training people. It's just that I get a workout too. After the first hour I want to keep...
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gabriel_rain:
Hey how is it going? I am training hard and will be leaving here soon but I hope you are doing well and doing better with your BF. I look forward to going back to CA in June. Good luck with those kickboxing classes.
take care
take care
steve_huge:
hope the fella didnt turn out to be gay... count yourself luck... the lady has been gone for almost a year... so a month sounds like a breeze
when my ex bought me a giant teddy bear, I thought HE was the one... it's probably some evolutionary residue from the hunter-gatherer appeal.. "he's giving me something nice! he would make a good mate!" that's how I feel about gift-giving nowadays anyway... it's an advanced hunter gatherer display
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