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You know what happens when you get kicked on the side of the thigh and punched in the stomach? It hurts. Don't try this at home, folks.

Although now I know what that specific flash of pain across my stomach feels like and I can anticipate it more and not be bothered by it so much.
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YEEEAAAAHHHH

Lacking the female affections. Want a hot girlfriend. So bored that I'm posting on this website, to which I got another promotion for 3 free months of access.... I think I have about a month left? Want to train more. Have to find a new job. Wish I was already fighting in a Octagon, at least that'd make me happier. Need new tires for...
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blackeyed

Yes.

You definitely breathe hard and sweat a bit after two months of MMA inactivity. Beginner's class, too. My shoulder hurts a tiny bit.

LOOKING FORWARD TO BEGINNERS AND ADVANCED CLASSES ON MONDAY!!! ASS = KICKED!

I'm not violent at heart or anything, I swear. Nor am I a glutton for punishment.

Absolutely can not wait to get in that cage and beat the living...
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Hurray for fast metabolisms!

Because you can always count on your body to make sure you don't gain weight, even go so far as to LOSE it, while you're out of MMA training for 2 months.

Say it with me now.

Because we rule.

Hurray for fast metabolisms!
rebeldaisy:
i don't know about the MMA training stuff, but i do love my fast metabolism. it's been keeping my ass skinny despite my horrible diet my entire life.
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Attention:

I need a hot girl to be my hot girlfriend. Pairing up a hot metal model girlfriend with a hot metal fighter guy like myself would make waves when the time comes, so I want to be ahead of the game.

I dig tasteful visible piercings (multiple or otherwise), tattoos and the ability to kick much ass. Figuratively and literally do apply here.

That...
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niobe:
Good luck!!
vincegun:
Thanks, but I think the odds are stacked against me on this one. Again. Still, I appreciate the though.

edit: appreciate the thought. THOUGHT. Damn typos.
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Again, wow. I got one of these in March of 2009 too, and I find it hard to believe that someone decided to actually pay for me to be here. Ah, well. It's free and I might as well take advantage of it. Nothing'll come of it, but at least I could waste someone's *valuable* internet time.... somehow.

Though, it would have been nice to...
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