for the record: there are no ugly chicks in vancouver.ca...but watch out for the hot ones...they eat the tourists eh.
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summer squash, roasted corn, and goat cheese chile rellenos, served with a cilantro vinaigrette...fresh crabcakes on a bed of arugula served with a serrano chile aioli...grilled shrimp and pineapple kebabs topped with mango habanero salsa...half nekkid, 24 year old, brown eyed brunette, served wet, in a blue string bikini, topped with victoria's secret perfume and red, sparkly lipstick.
ooh this place looks great!!!...i can't wait...
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ooh this place looks great!!!...i can't wait...
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koleeta:
hmmm why do all your journals involve food and sex? oh right because that is all that is good in this world...
xxanastasiaxx:
while your on your knees lace my boots..
good boy..
oh and don't worry, your benefits will be great
good boy..
oh and don't worry, your benefits will be great
call me weird or whatever...but i've totally got this thing for ultra-hot, soaking wet chicks in blue, string bikinis and red, sparkly lipstick....i know, its crazy...i need help.
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xxanastasiaxx:
When can you start??? I'll even wear a latex snow white costume..
*quivers with anticipation
*quivers with anticipation
sethomatik:
Dude, your huge! How come I can't be huge? Motherfuck. No fair.Booooooo. i hate u.
:-)
Seth
:-)
Seth
note to self:
in the future, please DO NOT free-ball in khaki, microfiber slacks on a hot day...chicks HATE butt-sweat.
in the future, please DO NOT free-ball in khaki, microfiber slacks on a hot day...chicks HATE butt-sweat.
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silencenoir:
ewwwwwww butt sweat. and someone said swampass, that was too funny 
freckle:
i 
vim-butt-sweat
vim-butt-sweatso like...last time i checked, smiles are like, free right??...so like why are so many people like so totally cheap about givin' 'em out?!?!
xoxo,
Oggy & Vimmy
xoxo,
Oggy & Vimmy
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theoriginalsin:
I can't believe you found that at all. It's like four pages back by now.
BTW What are you smilin at? That's what you'd get if you lived in Philli.
BTW What are you smilin at? That's what you'd get if you lived in Philli.
silencenoir:
oooo, never be sorry....thank YOU! 
and thank you for the birthday wishes
and thank you for the birthday wishes
last night i dreamt of Snow White again...
*sigh*
one o' these days i wanna wake up and have the bite marks still be there.
*sigh*
one o' these days i wanna wake up and have the bite marks still be there.
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er:
today is definitely a day for you to read mine.
black_tar_heroin:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ticks and fleas, ticks and fleas
everybody hates those ticks and fleas
ticks and fleas, Lyme's disease
flies adrift, upon the breeze
big fat spider oh so hairy
hissing cockroach oh so scary
look there's a beetle, look there's a fly
and a swarm of killer bees in the sky
ticks and fleas, ticks and fleas
i really fucking hate those ticks and fleas
ticks...
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everybody hates those ticks and fleas
ticks and fleas, Lyme's disease
flies adrift, upon the breeze
big fat spider oh so hairy
hissing cockroach oh so scary
look there's a beetle, look there's a fly
and a swarm of killer bees in the sky
ticks and fleas, ticks and fleas
i really fucking hate those ticks and fleas
ticks...
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freckle:
ps i hate bugs too... big boys like you are *suposed to be the ones protecting us! you can't be scared too!
stubertmcfly:
yeah. that is the one. doesn't it make you want to pound something to a bloody pulp (i.e. luke)?
what is it about this strange, alluring place...that makes me wanna take opium suppositories and dance nekkid to crazy techno-trance in my living room with all the freakin' windows open??
my poor, poor neighbors
my poor, poor neighbors
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faeye:
i'm not trying to be rude--i swear. i'm in the middle of moving, finding a new job, and getting acclimated to an amazing person in my life. it's all a little too much to deal with at once. i'll catch up when i have time to stop moving......next week probably. thanks for being concerned though!
freckle:
lucky lucky neighbors!!!
why dost thou come hither to this journal....
my words are both vile and infernal...
filled with tales of some carnal Snow White...
who wears black vinyl panties and loveth to bite...
dost thou long to bear witness to mine pain...
or art thou completely insane?
Og...
Philosopher. Poet. Caveman.
my words are both vile and infernal...
filled with tales of some carnal Snow White...
who wears black vinyl panties and loveth to bite...
dost thou long to bear witness to mine pain...
or art thou completely insane?
Og...
Philosopher. Poet. Caveman.
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sakita:
i like vile
i love infernal
and oh yeah
im a complete nutter
i love infernal
and oh yeah
im a complete nutter
er:
well. today i am here to tell you that that was a mean trick, and if you want me to continue posting (and i know you do, because you whine when i don't), you are gonna have to make it worth my while. i'm waiting.
last night i dreamt of Snow White again...we danced salsa on the beaches of Cuba...in a tiny, latin red dress...and her in a big, ruffled man-shirt.
she said i looked muy caliente en rojo.
she said i looked muy caliente en rojo.
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jonnyjester:
holy crap... if thats you in the pic.. your buff and hot as hell.... no offense but you are.... and your music kicks ass.... with a touch of killer movies on the side... cool man... stay fresh and hopefully i get to have snow white dreams, even though my favorite was pocahantas...
theoriginalsin:
Snow White uh.
Well, just so you don't start bring the seven dwarves in on the act, you'll be alright.
Well, just so you don't start bring the seven dwarves in on the act, you'll be alright.
Anywho! its good to have you back..