vim

outside = 92 degrees
pool = 85 degrees
weber = 450 degrees
margaritas = 34 degrees
tammi = masters degree in evolutionary biology
heather = masters degree in theology and religious studies
two incredibly smart, beautiful, bikini-clad women, engaged in fierce intellectual argument over dinner at my pool-side table = fucking HOT as fuck-off-deadly-hell!!!


please enjoy your weekend...i vow to do the same.

vim's advice for the day...

ok...you know that one chick that you see every single dingle day in passing?...yeah you know the one...and you feel like you really should know her name at this point, cuz first off she's fuck-off-deadly-gorgeous...and 2nd, you see her every day on your way here or there, but you just smile, wave, or wink as you pass by...dude...introduce yourself, today...not...
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Dahlia Jean the mermaid queen lived far beneath the seas. In a little pink castle made of coral, in a forest of little sea trees. She swam through the vast castle gardens, with the best of her ocean amigos, like Cid the Squid, Kelly the Jelly, and an eel by the name of Montego.
Each day for the queen was exciting, and full of such...
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so I've never been much of a home-improvement type guy....but HOT DAYAMN I'm a sexy bitch with that jackhammer.

ritz, cheese wiz, corn dawgs, and natty ice...ooh, and skinny crank ho's...can't ferget the skinny crank ho's.

smoked sturgeon bruschetta, served with lemon, creme fraiche, and Tsar Nicoulai caviar...chilled scallop ceviche, served in lettuce cups with julienned roasted chiles, honey, and Tsar Nicoulai caviar...assorted sashimi served with wasabi infused Tsar Nicoulai caviar...and an international variety of vodkas all frozen to the neck in flower filled blocks of ice.....oh and Russian chicks....can't forget the Russian chicks.

God I love the caviar business.

ok so like...if i use a huge-ass bowie knife to shave my chest, instead of this stupid, pink Gillette: Venus...does that at all improve my tough to gay ratio?

thanks,

vimmy

Last night I dreamt of Snow White again...sun kissed cheeks in a fucking hot-ass, sheer, electric-blue Wicked Weasel micro-minimus bikini(tm)...she glanced up and giggled, and I suddenly felt shame...as in fact, I realized...I was wearing the same.

8.5%...

your uncle Vim is giddy as a school girl....a humongous, Norwegian, amazon school girl.

dudes...does it not totally SUCK...when its been a little while after hompin', and the ol' tip has gone from sticky and wet, to crusty and stuck together...and you go to throw a wizz, and the pee totally like shoots in two opposite directions spraying all over the floor on either side of the terlet, but you have to pee so bad you can't close the...
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