Friday Jul 01, 2005

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everyone have a safe and happy 4th of July weekend!!

if you need me, you can catch me poolside...and I'll save you a passionfruit margarita.



--And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
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scopitone:
Lord of the bulk, I need your help!

What is the best damn brand of Whey protein I can buy? Money is no object.
sakita:
o i would so drink a passionfruit margareta.
umym
i cant type any more.

Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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you know what the coolest part about getting a vasectomy is...its that for the few days afterwords, you have that huge kick-ass bulge you've always dreamed of.

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_luke:
I know it
tigerangel:
Ooo ow. eeek

Anyhoo, yeah, that exhibit is the best. I love sitting in front of the big jelly window and just....sit. Stunning.

If you ever get back down here to go the Aquarium, let me know. I love going and am ALWAYS up for it (I used to be a volunteer guide there)! My favorite thing is watching the kids run up to the exhibits and just stare without moving cuz they are in such awe. That's the best.

kiss

(and may I say that you are fucking gorgeous? blush ) smile Loved that soapstone carving. Absolutely lush and sensual. Quite impressive! smile

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Thursday Jun 23, 2005

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arugula and gorgonzola salad, with fresh rasbarries and candied pecans, tossed in a champagne-tangerine vinaigrette.....

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..........

and that's it.



dieting is the devil....but hot-diggity I'm gonna be a sexy bitch in that bikini this year!!
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bombshellbetty:
Is it a polka dot bikini? shocked
stacie:
er.. why oh why are you dieting??? you know you look fabulous-o!

Tuesday Jun 21, 2005

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this past weekend was indescribably cool...for instance...I TOTALLY saw London... AAANNNND France!!!

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andromeda:
Did you see my ass too? I'm jealous. Got any pics? kiss
sethy:
ouch!

And if shes one of the attractive co workers ill cover the spanking part smile

Friday Jun 17, 2005

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thenewmexican:
fuck dragon breath!!! actually, i laugh at mine and i run from hers. wink
azrael_abyss:
kiss kiss kiss

Thursday Jun 16, 2005

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its so cool cuz like...yer never ever broke...when you have a 50k limit on your Platinum card.

or are you?



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sethy:
hahaha nice logic

my never broke fund is a ncie jar of pennies
stubertmcfly:
i suppose that is one way to look at it.

Monday Jun 13, 2005

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an ice-cold pitcher of absolute stress...grilled n' chilled prawns with mango-habanero salsa...grilled salmon nigiri with wasabi aioli...chilled sweet basil and grilled corn orzo salad....flash-grilled heirloom tomatoes with fresh mozarella and basil vinaigrette...8 perfect boobies, marinated in 83 degree water...served with scorching smiles and brazen intellects....and me...thanking God I remembered to get propane.

new week...new beginning...new you.
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imagoldfish:
That is one of my absolute favorite jokes.

Oh my god, I've been eating campus cafeteria food for the last 4 days. Your meal and beverage sound fucking divine.
amitabha:
nice description.. i don't even eat meat and you made that sound appetizing

why don't you tftp some to me.

Wednesday Jun 08, 2005

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ok so like....how in the world did EVERY piece of clothing I own...suddenly shrink at the same stinkin' time?!?!?!

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rrotten:
Hey, man.

Yeah, I'm on here, alright. Why the hell not? Although I haven't checked in in ages (journal-wise). Maybe it's time to slip back into the groove.

And damn, thanks for checking out Dread Central.
sistermedusa:
Did they shrink..... or did YOU get BIGGER?!?!?! shocked eeek love

Friday Jun 03, 2005

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She held my hand as we stepped out on to the ice...our feet hesitating, and wobbling as they slowly began to remember. The cold air stung our cheeks as we glided, albeit ungracefully around the ice rink. I felt like a kid again...and I think she did too. It was the first time I'd seen her smile in weeks, and the first time I knew...
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sistermedusa:
Awww... smile

Hey you! It's Pyewacket. I wasn't able to reactivate my old account for some reason. But here I am anyway. Missed ya! biggrin
koleeta:
smile + a little tear drop. *sniff*

Tuesday May 31, 2005

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no matter how much of an environmentalist you may be...never...EVER opt for one of those free low-flow toilets the city offers to come install to help save water...trust me...just DON'T DO IT...especially if you're like 260lbs and eat 250-300 grams of protein per day....plunger callouses are the WORST!!!

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thenewmexican:
YEAH!!! FUCK LOW-FLOW!!!!!!!! biggrin
azrael_abyss:
bahahahahahahaha!!!! that's fantastic tongue

and at first i thought that said "low-fat" toilet... that's just odd...

kiss
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