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Monday Jun 13, 2005

Jun 13, 2005
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an ice-cold pitcher of absolute stress...grilled n' chilled prawns with mango-habanero salsa...grilled salmon nigiri with wasabi aioli...chilled sweet basil and grilled corn orzo salad....flash-grilled heirloom tomatoes with fresh mozarella and basil vinaigrette...8 perfect boobies, marinated in 83 degree water...served with scorching smiles and brazen intellects....and me...thanking God I remembered to get propane.

new week...new beginning...new you.
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imagoldfish:
That is one of my absolute favorite jokes.

Oh my god, I've been eating campus cafeteria food for the last 4 days. Your meal and beverage sound fucking divine.
Jun 14, 2005
amitabha:
nice description.. i don't even eat meat and you made that sound appetizing

why don't you tftp some to me.
Jun 15, 2005

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