vim

hey i see you brought your bikini?....ummm, i'm sorry, but i've spent a lot of time and money working on the water chemistry in this hot tub to the point where i now have a perfect pH and total alkalinity, so i just can't allow any material in the hot tub thats been washed with laundry detergent as it would ruin that balance, so i'm afraid you'll just have to go in buck-ass nekkid.

i kid you not folks, this shit works.



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